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Bear Guru will be the head of the advice column on EM news.

He needs people who legit have questions and want his advice! Submit your questions to him now!!

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Wow you are so useful thanks
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AregVrt says

So I forgot to turn off my sweg and got covered in b***hes what to do?


Wear a condom
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So I forgot to turn off my sweg and got covered in b***hes what to do?
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Police says


BearGuru says

More details necessary, sorry.

Police, what kind of guidance?


Can I trust you?


Everything you say to me is in confidence.
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Bear Guru what steps should I take to ensure that I will always be gunned n1?
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SMD
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zambi says

Someone just whispered to me that they're the real gunsmith and that my gun is real. Should I shoot it blindly?
Also, there's a voodoo lady in the setup. Should I out my gun by saying "gunned"?


gvf is unranked, so have fun yoloing.

Oh wait this was bearguru's thread >_>
<_<
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Bear, can you buy red text?
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Someone just whispered to me that they're the real gunsmith and that my gun is real. Should I shoot it blindly?
Also, there's a voodoo lady in the setup. Should I out my gun by saying "gunned"?
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**** da popo
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You can't trust the Police
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BearGuru says

More details necessary, sorry.

Police, what kind of guidance?


Can I trust you?
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when mafia what is the best strategy to take out the whole village and who do you cc to live?
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Act towny
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What's the best way to get read as town?
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I'm here to help
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OK, thanks.
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Thermal socks. It's cold outside. If not thermal then socks that are a decent size. Those tiny ones that barely fit over your ankle are the root of all my problems.
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...BearGuru, can you tell me what socks I should buy?
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Nope, sorry.
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BearGuru, can you tell me what stocks I should buy?
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Eeeeehhhhh, it's ultimately your call.
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Well the first half of what he said got censored. Should I still do it?
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Money is the root of all evils. Get some.
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I wise man once told said, " , get money."

Is this what I should do?