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Bear Guru will be the head of the advice column on EM news.

He needs people who legit have questions and want his advice! Submit your questions to him now!!

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Alright, 2 quotes coming at you. "Don't let yesterday take up too much of today" and "the only person you should focus on being better than is the person you were yesterday."

Hope this helps.
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Advise me on everything.
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zambi says

Hi. Advise me please.


Either PM me, ask it on my profile, or post it here. I need to give you advice on a topic :3
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Hi. Advise me please.
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Ciel says

I've been with my datefriend for a year now but they broke up with me. We got back together after a day of being apart and they fawn over me but the feeling is just not there for me. I feel like I love them but also like I don't? I don't know; the feeling is hard to describe. What is your advice?


This one was more difficult to solve, but I would say to take a week off and then look back on it. If you find that you are missing a large piece of your life then feel free to spend more time with this special someone. If after a week you start to feel slightly relieved then talk to this special someone about your feelings and what both of you could do to better your relationship. Then give it some more time and check back in after a few more weeks to give it one more shot. They are cleary very interested in you and that makes you very lucky!
about 10 years
I've been with my datefriend for a year now but they broke up with me. We got back together after a day of being apart and they fawn over me but the feeling is just not there for me. I feel like I love them but also like I don't? I don't know; the feeling is hard to describe. What is your advice?
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Kellyn says

Oh wise and powerful BearGuru, what is your view on the current financial problem in Greece, and what it the current estimated rate of inflation for the Euro?


Not an advice question :p
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And if you were forced in a iron cage with Nicholas Cage, what is the first thing you would do? Oh the irony...
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Oh wise and powerful BearGuru, what is your view on the current financial problem in Greece, and what it the current estimated rate of inflation for the Euro?
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I need legit questions though so pm me actual problems. I need to get some more by friday.
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Rutab says

Bear I want to eat soup but I have 0 spoons. I have 1 knife and 1 fork. what do i do


Option a: melt the fork and the knife and form a crude spoon. However your soup may get cold.

Option b: pour it into a cup and drink it. However that is repulsive.

Option c: make a sandwich.
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Bear I want to eat soup but I have 0 spoons. I have 1 knife and 1 fork. what do i do
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Hibiki you are always welcome to pm me. Nobody else will know any more than you want them to.
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More details necessary, sorry.

Police, what kind of guidance?
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Hibiki says

bearguru, i have an internal conflict. without giving you the details, give me advice that will help


Propose to her
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bearguru, i have an internal conflict. without giving you the details, give me advice that will help
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Bearguru, I am in need of guidance.
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I'm here feel free to ask here or on my profile.
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Not a disco beat, no, but I like the undertone that drives the song, 25 or 6 to 4 is a good example.
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Classic rock doesn't have a beat.
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I enjoy the beat and the style of music without them singing about doing every drug ever and having sex with women they don't know and killing people and getting drunk and stuff.
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Why do you like classic rock over other genres.
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My favorite genre of music is classic rock/70s disco.

I do not play minecraft

I watched pinky and the brain as a kid
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Is your favorite genre of music night-core.

Do you play minecraft.

What does "pinky and the brain" signify to you?
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dad says

You're 15.


that is a true statement