Ramennstein - Discontent Furansu discovers metal in her instant Ramen. Company sued.

The Return of Pepe?

Lobby Owner Deletes Emote, Crowd Revolts

Breaking News: Bad Thread

Anti-Policy Policy Enacted, is Completely Ignored by All

Exotic Partridge Found "Spooked To Death" After Pulling Trigger On Ghoul

User Sentenced To Death Penalty For Necroing Thread

Good news: People got tricked by the news are starting to feel it is real.
Bad news: People ate sandwiches last week died because of the sandwich monster.

Now back to you co-anchor.

Foxie doesn't know what to capitalize when making a news title and is therefore a bad journalist

Confirmation of what You Already Know: Online Posters will choose to visit a thread, then subsequently Complain About it

Learn this Housewife's One Trick of a Tiny Belly - What Doctors Don't Want You To Know

Nitroxium News Center Reports that Foxie Makes Bad Thread.

Foxie makes bad thread

Foxie says

Unbiased Study Reveals at least 98% of people who play EpicMafia are Dangerously Gay, 100% in Sandbox lobby

Foxie News

Fox News: Black People, Gay People, and Women - Are They Human?

From Fox News: so yknow some guy shot a kid in new york

by the way REPUBLICANS

what a awful thread

This Just In: Student Newspapers Do, And What Do You Think This Is?

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News Titles Do Not Capitalize Prepositions or Articles, Study Says

Breaking News! Myths Does Not Understand That News Bulletins Capitalize Every Word!

And Now For Our Special News Bulletin:

100% Of EpicMafia Users Feel The Need To Write Fake News Reports With Every Goddamn Word Capitalized

Tonight At 11

Incredibly Accurate and Naturally True! MainLobby Players Mostly Composed of Crab, Seagull Parts and Bigotry!

Unbiased Study Reveals at least 98% of people who play EpicMafia are Dangerously Gay, 100% in Sandbox lobby