2. Sacrifice her to the pagan goddess Hood so that you may be reborn anew on earth.

i want my sister to enjoy her christmas present

She loves it, but demands more. What do you do?

1) Find virgins to sacrifrice.
2) Sacrifice yourself.
3) Run.

3. You try to explain to daddy hydra that you were only demonstrating the greeting ritual of your people but he will have none of it. As he screams obscenities from his three mouths, you notice a tag hanging from his leftmost ear. You realize that it is a costume. You pull the tag and the costume rips and falls off. Daddy hydra is Rosie O'Donnell.
How do you proceed?

1. Make out with Rosie O'Donnell.
2. Sacrifice her to the pagan goddess Hood so that you may be reborn anew on earth.
3. Flip out and begin twerking uncontrollably.

3) The slime coating further convinces you that you're over the edge. You continue making out with the hydra. The hydra's father comes home early. What do you do.

1) Run away screaming like a maniac
2) Calmly act like nothing happened
3) Try to explain to daddy hydra

3. You have always like animals in your life, and now that you're dead, you consider taking it to the next step. As you approach the massive hydra, its tongue hisses at you and covers you in slime. What do you do?

1. Run away like a coward and be tortured by satan
2. moan in pleasure
3. Smile at the hydra and make out with it

1, After submitting your application you get a call from Satan himself. He says there is one last thing you need to do to get the position. You have a choice.

1) eat 56 spiders
2)kill your mother
3) makeout with a hydra
4) Politely decline the position

2. You suicide to escape this horrible existence. You wake up in hell with the devil himself standing before you.

1. Submit job application to be devil's assistant.
2. Beg for mercy.
3. Kick the devil in the nuts.

2, Chris walks up to you and pulls his pants down and farts on you as revenge for giving him a laxative. After you recover from shock you:

1. Put your hand up his and treat him like a puppet
2: Sui irl
3:Do a rain dance and sacrifice luap to the rain god while singing Barbie Girl

1, as revenge for Chris for keeping sandbox UNCOMPETITIVE and luap in supporting him along the way, you will make them dirty themselves like they've dirtied sandbox! While waiting you:

1. plant evidence that Hood did indeed do it
2. take a nap and be lame
3. take a selfie for the faces of EM thread

3. order pizza

While chris and luap are at the door paying for the pizza, what do you do?

1. put laxatives in their drinks, sit back and wait.

2. take a gigantic dump on the floor and escape through a window.

3. pour ketchup on yourself and crawl to the door, yelling for someone to help you.

2. Stay off EM and play with chris irl

Chris invites you over for dinner with him and luap!! What do you suggest he makes?

1)Grilled cheese

2) Rueben Sandwhich

3)Order pizza

2, you can't handle the pressure of being lynched so you sui out. The game breaks. What happens next?

1. Join the next game (they kick you)
2. Stay off EM and play with Chris IRL
3. Stay on EM and troll forums

added note in op

if two people respond to the same post just go by the first one to post

2) Tell everyone you're fool.

they start lynching you because fool win best win. gdi sandbox

you dont wanna die, so what do you do?

1) Claim virign as fool
2) Sui out
3) Say someone else scumlipped and are maf

Kind says

stop changing your answer ffs, papa

Potenate screwed up the continuity so I had to fix it, fix yours and we should be fine!

stop changing your answer ffs, papa

2, hood did it. Little did you know that this actually just creates a jealous rage with in everyone and instead of being content with that answer they start the lynch and chris does nothing about it. You:

1) Claim that you were just kidding

2) Mention the fact that this is a mafia game, and u are not mafia

3) Claim your real role, (chef)

Foxie says

You attend the lynching with your bedmate Chris. Someone suspects that you may be mafia partners! What do you claim?

1. sheriff
2. doctor
3. virgin
4. former virgin
5. fool
6. refuse to claim

4, former virgin. Curious members of the town question how you lost your virginity, what do you say?

1. Chris did it
2. Hood did it

You kick Chris out and go to sleep! An hour later, you hear a gunshot! Do you:

1. Go outside and investigate
2. Claim that it's all Noc's fault
3. Hide like a baby

You attend the lynching with your bedmate Chris. Someone suspects that you may be mafia partners! What do you claim?

1. sheriff
2. doctor
3. virgin
4. former virgin
5. fool
6. refuse to claim

I make a hamburger with the american flag to kill all communistic trait in him and make his leader of the free sandbox. You then:

1) go to the lynching with chris

2) Kill chris like a granny because u actually wanted the burder

3) kick him out and go back to sleep

gets rid of boner by thinking about squidgirl

1) make breakfast for your dear leader. the north koreans will lock me up if i dont

1. pancakes
2. toast
3. hamburger with american flag

3, Christopherzilla has woke you from your slumber! What do you do?

1. make breakfast for your dear leader
2. make a face of shock and run away
3. stay in bed to continue your "slumber" :^)

2 so everyone can see my boner