but you'll get n1'd all the time

i wish popcorn used real butter so i dont have to butter it up myself

All of the fruit you buy is now clean and healthy. But the flavors are a jumbled up. Some days your apples taste like oranges and your bananas taste like strawberries. You never know what random fruit flavor you're going to get next. Also, every fruit now screams in agony when you eat it.

I wish I was owner of sandbox lobby.

you already can if you find it in yourself to spend a sizable amount of time on it each day

i wish all fruit i bought didn't need to be washed to be healthily edible

but mafia kills the cult leader n1

I wish I could neg as well as SquidGirl and VespeneGeyser

But you are the only person alive

I wish for a cult of Snowy's

but now everything else hurts twice as more

i wish you a meryy christmas

but you'll be her dark side- shin kino

i wish my back didnt hurt

sure they're complex, doesn't mean they don't taste like .

i wish i was the real kino

but you end up uneducated

I wish i could cook complex meals

but you can only attract underage children with your smooth words

i wish i could never go to school

but you cannot change the timelines

I wish i could be charismatic

But you can only upvote and karma people you hate.

I wish I could control time.

but people won't understand you anyways

i wish i had enough points to give upvotes and karma

its all in deutschmarks

i wish i could speak many languages

but upon arrival you are limited to a bicycle and $10 USD for expenditures

edit because i'm a smart guy

i wish i had more money

people draw horrible, horrible hentai of you. and by people, i mean me

i wanna travel the world

and then you eat so much, get fat and explode.

i want to become anime

You are immortal but not ~invincible~ and you don't realize this until you are pushed off a building and you're now an alive pile of mushy gross human sad irreparable mja pancake cursed to live through the centuries in a jar

i want delicious desserts available to me for free

except other people are uncomfortable with you and stab u

I want to be immortal forever

but your internet is now capped at 10gb of data transfer a month.

i want the power to be comfortable wherever I am

You now live in asia

I want to all free (you know what) websites to have 1080p option.

but you're the worst god of them all in every faculty, you lose to even demi-gods (such as thor) in contests

I want to enjoy pho and other asian cuisines more often and at a preferably cheaper price (while maintaining the quality of the foods)

The food you produce contains high doses of poison

I want to be god. (get it if you dont then fuk you)

Yay you are! But so is everyone else so you look average.

I wish I could produce food out of nowhere.

You are everyone on EM. Every account is controlled by an alternate you in an alternate timeline.

I want to be beautiful.