you're invincible but not immortal and you die early
i wish i could do crimes without getting in trouble
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only if you were a girl
I wish to be invincible
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you know everything but you can't communicate with anyone about what you know or you forget it.
I wish I had gf ;_;
but you're a stereotypical female character with a stereotypical disney plot so the movie gets panned and everyone tries to let you go
I wish I was a smart guy
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ursula gets jealous and steals your voice
i wish i was in a disney movie
but montreal stays french
i wish i had the voice of an angel
it becomes official but no one uses it and any game that has war demon never fills
i wish for polar bears to take over all of canada
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But only if you pay extra.
I wish for war demon to be official so we can all have fun playing that bull**** role
but it's only available to my city
i wish bags of chips had less air in them
you dont even get to do all the cool things ragnar did. you're just instantly thrown into a pit of snakes.
i wish california had water
but junk food costs the same as healthy food and health food costs the same as junk food
I wish I was ragnar lothbrok
Dapower mistakes JokersBatman for Christopherzilla and murders him.
I wish all the junk food was healthy and all the healthy food was junk.
But you would die from sugar overload
I wish Dapower would murder Christopherzilla in cold blood
you find the best quality best costume in the entire world except it's a sexy costume for the opposite gender
i wish i could get all the best halloween candy today
Your name is now Richard.
I wish I could find a better costume for Halloween
so instead you use contacts, but one day you trip and fall, causing a pebble to fly coincidentally into your eyes and break your contacts, and unevidently blinding you.
i wish i was rich
your axe is so blunt and heavy you end up bashing your skull.
I wish i wouldnt have to use glasses to see
but only if you remain celibate
I wish i could wield an axe
but that's the only thing you can wish for, causing an infinite loop of wishing. The massive amount of wishing per second lags the universe and severs your connection with it, leaving you to drift in an unending void.
I wish I had magick powahs.
but then there would be no sandbox, you'd destroy it.
i wish i had something to wish for
But you would be like Kim Jong Un
I wish I could be Sandbox Moderator
but you die as a result
I wish I had an appetite
But then you would have nothing to wish
I wish I could kill ChristopherZilla
but you cant stop flying and then you fly into space and you run out of oxygen and die
i wish my butt would stop itching
but now your popcorn doesn't use real corn
i wish i could fly
