fakechest says

there is no control, or police and everything descends into a depraved anrachy

I wish for density control with no regard for the laws of physics

Everytime you use your control you take a massive shi*t in your pants

I wish to be rich, and buy em and #makeEMgreatagain

Reamix says

you only sell vomit flavored ice-cream.

i wish this thread didn't exist bc all it does is SETS YOU UP FOR DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!

I still agree with the latter of this comment.

there is no control, or police and everything descends into a depraved anrachy

I wish for density control with no regard for the laws of physics

but you'll pay all of it to the US government

I wish everyone only enjoyed things :3

[edit for herredy] chao stops after he kills you.

[this was for chao] You will develop attachments to people just to watch them die. You will also find your soulmate whom you will love and watch die in the most horrible way possible and be haunted by that until the end of time, knowing that you will never be with them again (since you cannot die).

Also, you get to enjoy your immortality, but you're only granted it after you reach stage 4 of a rare form of cancer of which there is no cure or treatment, since doctors are unable to identify what kind of cancer you have or the source.

I wish to receive one million dollars every year.

but you're only available entertainment is idol anime and playing league of legends alone

I wish being gay was normal

granted, but ChaoticDoom becomes owner.

i wish for a world-changing apocalyptic event that kills everyone but grants me immortality instead.

You are, but so is Donald trump.

I wish bdog4mod

granted, but any and all enemies in the game data you use will become real, and completely invulnerable. they'll attack only you, and are faster than anything else on this world.

i wish to be immortal

it does, but everyone only types out bad fanfics and copypasta

I wish for the ability to use/become anything from any video game

But you die the next day and your coffin becomes a heat vessel for worms in the cold cold winter

I wish this thread became a thing again

but for every unit of currency you spend on basic things like food and water, you must also buy a glass statue worth 1000 of that unit of currency that you will invariably break before the beginning of the next day. your salary is 100,000 per year.

i wish that my body would always be at a reasonably warm temperature regardless of the temperature outside of it.

but your yard is full of your personal shets now that u cannot clean

i wish to go shopping every single day

but so you stop being the nerdy nerd you are, thus ending your life because you are 120% nerd and everything about you was so nerd that taking away the nerd from you would be destroying your life.

i wish everyone would stop taking personal shets on my yard.

But Mjölnir gets jealous and crushes your skull.

I want to not be a nerd then!

Too bad you'll be accepted as a friggin casual, nerd.

I wish to be viewed as hot and awesome by epicmafia user Thor

But it's the most horrible thing you've ever tasted.

I want to be generally accepted :)

To suck your own d**k :P

I wish to have the biggest cake ever made.

But they are all from alts of unpopular ppl that everybody know are alts

I wish to do the impossible.

But this thread will continue bringing evil.

I wish to have lots of lots of kudos

you only sell vomit flavored ice-cream.

i wish this thread didn't exist bc all it does is SETS YOU UP FOR DISAPPOINTMENT!!!!

Only if you are a nerd.

I wish to have the bigest ice cream factory in the world.

but by being fearless doesn't mean you're invincible, like i said before. eventually you think that your bravery means you're strong, but you're actually being a stubborn idiot. so one day you try to do an amazingly stupid parkour jump between two rooftop buildings, but you stumble and fall to your untimely death the endd


i wish i could get good grades in school

But only by breaking it

I wish to be completly fearless.

but eventually you get too careless about that and think you're invincible, getting in trouble does not mean you can't accidentally get run over by a car.

i wish i could finish this Rubik cube