latias

favorite mega evolution?

favorite legendary pokemon?

kiss u

fav eeveelution

i really hate vampire weekend.

what do you do on a lazy day?

my profile song

which band/singer can u not stand but everyone else seems to like

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what's your current favorite song?

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favorite book of all time?

If I taste the alcohol I don't like it tbh

Fav dance move?

Depends on the mood. Bloody Marys are my go-to casual drink


Least favorite alcoholic drink?

dont give me that virgin nonsense where's the alcohol

what's your favorite alcoholic drink?

Soft and supple

Do you prefer your mojitos virgin?

I played Mario Kart 64 with Obama.

Do you prefer your nipples soft or hard?

All of outer space IS a dream. Nothing is real. Wake up, Leonardo DiCaprio.

[he opens his eyes, everything is gone]

What's the weirdest dream you've had?

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a museum

None, they're all nightmares

Where would you rather be than where you are now?

None.

How many dreams have you had?

None.

How many dreams have you had?

none because I don't spit much and when I do I take the carefullest aim

favorite anime gif right now

WASPS BECAUSE EVIL

How many times have you spat on yourself?

club penguing

worst insect and why

Man on the Moon. It was alright. I think people overrate Jim Carrey's performance in it.

Last video game you played?

prairie dogs because they're really cute and i want to squeeze the life out of them i'm so frustrated right now


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last movie you watched and your thoughts on it

be me working at restaurant . mean old couple comes in, there is a 30 min wait for a table. i tell them. man insists that they sit down at one of our non serviced tables and i give them drinks. i say no sir you must sit at the bar if youre only getting drink. he says ok. i go and fill some waters, see man and wife sitting at forbidden tbale with drinks. me confused hostess walk over and ask if they were seated by a server ? man stanps up, grabs wife and storm out without paying for drinks. kill all old fancy vegetarians

best rodent and why

i usually overtip, i tip around 25%-50% because i only go out when i have an extreme excess of money at the time (it usually doesn't last long for this very reason). so when i get bad service, i tip the average 15%, which is low for me, but average for most people.

what was your worst customer service experience?