Always


Most recent purchase you made?

Cause it's ugly

Party tomorrow?

god.

why did you neg my face on the lobby wall :\

Well I hope to play soccer in the summer and to start school in the fall.

If you could be any mythological creature, which one would you be?

rainy spring weather.

what do you hope to do in the near future?

Never seen it.

What's your favourite type of weather?

A question mark or an exclamation mark. Depends on the sentence.

Do you like Gravity Falls?

Maybe building legos or playing outside.

What do you end your e-mails with, other than a period?

weaboo [quoted from urban dictionary, a 100% reliable source that puts wikipedia to shame]
A negative term directed to anyone overly obsessed with Japanese culture to the point where they become annoying. Used frequently on the image boards of 4chan.

Most weaboos are uneducated about their obsession of choice and are often noobs who are overly zealous, trying to impress others with their otaku knowledge. Another trait of a weaboo is their desire to "be Japanese".

While the two terms are often fused together, weaboos are very different from anime fans or enthusiasts. A fan may be just as enthusiastic and knowlegable about Japanese culture, mainly anime, but they neither boast about their knowledge nor call themselves otaku(because of its known negative connatation).

In conclusion, no, I am not a weeb.

favorite pastime as a child?

i dont even know what those are

are u a weeb (trick question: everyone on em is a weeb)

playing league of legends and epicmafia


crime+investigation or lmn?

To wholeheartedly embrace memes, to the point where you become the meme and the meme becomes you. A union, if you will.

How are you going to spend your summer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8AWFf7EAc4

Do you understand what it means to be a true memer?

H.G wells 'the time machine' the year 802,701 A.D was a cool year. Just imagine living in a perfect society with dissolute people and no problems to ever care about while a group of hungry ape like working class dwell underground, serving you food and occasionally feasting on some of your kind.

If epic mafia was shut down for a week with no sign of a resurrection, what would happen

this one time i was wearing sunglasses inside the school and walked into a pole between two doors and knocked myself down, then i went outside to catch my bus and walked straight into a stop sign

if you had to be a part of any post-apocalyptic series (movies, tv, comics, anime, etc), which one would you choose?

the jokes people ask you to make to prove that you are funny

an embarrassing story y'don't mind sharing gogogog

I got noscoped - my fursona would be a dragon and I'd arm myself appropriately if you catch my drift

what type of jokes are you just unable to make, not because of unwillingness, but because of inability

I WANT TO ANSWER NITRO'S MATH PROBLEM. THE ANSWER IS 45 MILES PER HOUR

And to answer the above question: I mostly hesitate to bring up my utter dislike of coffee in conversation as I'm mostly surrounded by coffee-dependent zombies who will eat me alive if I ever diss it in their faces.

Oh I forgot to ask a question. Say you have no choice but to end up being a furry. What would your fursona be? (What animal/fursuit would you wear?)

the train starts flying. the train is symbolic of my freedom and imagination. patriotism

name an unpopular opinion of yours that you hesitate to bring up in conversation

Duck as in duck u :^)

Train A starts at 4 miles South of a bridge and heads North at a constant speed of 30 miles per hour. Train B starts 6 miles North of the bridge. What velocity must Train B have so that the two trains cross the bridge at the same time?

feeling good and feeling bad, the former is obvious but I like feeling down the dumps because otherwise, the good parts in life would seem normal and boring, so without the poop, I can't have the gold.

favorite substitute curse word? (i.e. frick, fock, dang, etc)

because it would be hard to get them out bro. but down with pizza altogether imo

what is your favorite part about being alive?

Only when im not.

If pizza's a circle why is it in a square box?

On tumblr people would be advertising games of Phoenix Wright epic mafia and posting screenshots of it.. So I decided to check out the site and never left.

Are you happy?

proof of being tired. or old. (can sometimes be kinda attractive.)

how did you find epicmafia?