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Does God Exist?

Satan
over 10 years

I'M BACK FOR YOUR ANNUAL RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION

so do[es] he/she/it/they exist?

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Yes. He does.
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If there is no god then who made all those miracles??
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LadyNemesis
over 10 years
Ah, what can I say, I'm agnostic.
"I am agnostic only to the extent that I am agnostic about fairies at the bottom of the garden." (Dawkins)

Nah, without kidding, I'm agnostic.
Matt12
over 10 years
so, yes it really does
Matt12
over 10 years
I've been to heaven and back
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render onto caesar those things that are caesar right im p sure he would look poor 2
jack
over 10 years

Satan says


jackattack123 says

I'm pretty sure the homeless dude who frequents the 7/11 next to my dorm is Jesus. I could be wrong though


why would jesus be a homeless dude


Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Jesus was all for the poor yo. Lazarus, etc
Clair
over 10 years

Lashka says

Can I sacrifice you to find out?

Satan
over 10 years

creator says

I'm here for my anal religious discussion


ok
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I'm here for my anal religious discussion
Satan
over 10 years

jackattack123 says

I'm pretty sure the homeless dude who frequents the 7/11 next to my dorm is Jesus. I could be wrong though


why would jesus be a homeless dude
jack
over 10 years
I'm pretty sure the homeless dude who frequents the 7/11 next to my dorm is Jesus. I could be wrong though
Satan
over 10 years
don't you dare report my religious musings as offensive because i will make a thread complaining about it.



and u dont want to see my complaints thread
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Someone quick, report this thread for being offensive.
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Someone's gonna get offended
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Sachy says

How long before this thread gets locked

Satan
over 10 years
lashka would sacrificing satan prove the existence of ur greek gods
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if god did exist it'd probably a pretty hot chick though who then got married to a dude and earth is like the resulting turbulent relationship.
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i stubbed my toe and said FU god and he didnt strike me down with lightning so i wud say he does not exist TBH
Satan
over 10 years

Sachy says

Sorry satan for taking your discussion off topic.


its ok sachy, i forgive you
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yeah sorry satan, i dont believe in a god to answer your question. i dont think he exists but maybe one day all things will be explained through science.
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Sorry satan for taking your discussion off topic.
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Stop whining about the mods are you 13 years old? Who cares?
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idk sachy see into the future and tell me. i'm already feeling like a *MIGHT* get offended thanks to KHNM's post