[7/17/14, 6:47:34 PM] Kelly: crack ***

im not helping u anymore

Peta says

That image is filtered dude

*** off casper

Peta says

That image is filtered dude

she's naturally tan and thin and pretty though so there can't be a filter.

That image is filtered dude

Kelly says

animal

wow how did u get so tan

okay. whatever u like

llamas make good guard animals and they don't bark like dogs do

no where's the horses

Is it still considered a ranch if I just raise geese to make foie gras?

don mock me

thanks for taking me under your wing, KillHimNotMe!

Never apologize to anyone for being yourself! #nohastagnopeace

of course ive heard you have a nice jawline

sorry kelly :(

tay stop # ing

Do you think they'd give me a discount on the ranch if I showed them my jawline

#NoLoveLost
#NoLoveFound

what the heck!!!!

sure i can go with that

if you let me tape it

You can't tell anybody about th sheepskin jacket either

And only for educational reasons

If you buy me a sheepskin jacket and promise not to tell anybody

can i watch you two kiss?

And then I guess I have to find another white guy with a ranch to call in love with but that shouldn't be hard because ranchers have notoriously rugged jawline right?

I don't own any land so we're in the same boat here - I will join your revolution until I can buy a ranch or something

oh....