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Plissken's Message

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This is Plissken's message (I did not write this or read this yet)


As a known figure I think I could get a final word to the public. I don't say that with any ego but after hosting games this long, you know I wanna say goodbye.

Look I hate Jamal and always will. nearbeer caught it a month in before anyone suspected a thing. Yes the plan was to kill the church from within. The list. that beautiful list was going to be my true recruits for you are all WOKEN to the BS that is the Church.

You all need to remember everything I did since last Spring was a lie and me playing a character

I understand I hurt ppl. Too many to name but Uprizzle I'd still like to think we're cool. All I still hope you get it even though you support Jamal. Snowy I blew you off and I'm one of few who even said goodbye to you hell I even honored you at Plissken's 200th.

Euphrasie I never was that account that harassed you. I never had issues with you. I would never go out of my way to harass you despite the fact that in my opinion you're the cutest user on the site.

I want to remind you all that I'm still the same guy that just loves creating setups and hosting them and ido want my account back to do that again

The thing is the Church was toxic and this war started a year ago. I planned all of this since before Plissken's 200th and it was set to end last September initially but I had so much fun playing the character because you all were feeling finally what I felt about Jamal. No one hates him more than me. Check the thread. I oppose him and was going to go from TAFKAP to WOKEN Plissken to PlisskenCLASSIC and overly exaggerated version on me just to hammer the point home of just how bad this all is and always was.

I just wanted ppl to let go of the cult crap and drama and play games so to kill it I had to become it and make it bad

I will host SAW Mafia Massacre one final time with my friends you all my most popular game

Please tell them to let me back for a Month

I had planned to make a Plissken lobby and take all with me who were actually about games not tokens or forum drama because my games were never about rewards but the fun

Anyone who knows me should know better. It was nice to hear all the outcry for Plissken to come back even from people who hated my Plissken Games.

Even the females who joined knew what was coming when died. What my will always said. After investigations you discover (enter girl's name) isnt wearing any panties.

And they didn't feel harassed they would playfully say 'how did you know?' it was all in good fun and only Ally ever asked me to eventually leave her out and I did

So no I don't do anything outside of that as myself. Now in character for the past several months I did lots of things to get heat on the church I mean my group is called JUDAS we were gonna betray him. This bsn ruined it because yes ok I took it too far but there is undeniable proof that some of you are entertained by this.

Nine of the top twenty threads in 2018 were about Jamal and myself. We are great enemies and great together in any capacity from a standpoint of interest. We draw interest. His own congregants of the church thread only just broke like 7k views since it was made and token for the woken double that and beyond within days. Dare I say no one drew more interest for the church than his biggest enemy me. But then that's why my title was The Fallen Angel of the Epic of The Greatest Day.

It may sound bad that I'm praising it but I'm just being fair in saying yes I hurt some of you but entertained others

Ultimately it had to be done. I had to stop the Jamal madness. Also I only promised tokens to a few ppl. I was gonna give them out in June

I just want to host my games again. Because the last part of what would have happened is... I was gonna have a Farewell Tour and stop hosting and leave EM on my ten year anniversary in 3 years

But a month will do. If that's possible. My page is still there. Give me my account back. Let things go back to normal. I would never actually s Act like that

You have no idea how many times I wanted to break character. Then there were all the times I laughed so hard at your comments on me and the church. I can't believe I got ppl calling him Ja'al. just became fun to just BS and watch it take off. But I know I lost a lot of you forever

lilin shocked me when she talked to me. I hope more of you will. I just would like a month to personally reach out to many of you personally. I have poor friends from years ago that don't know what's wrong with me

Poor TrueHelios came back to freaking TAFKAP. Uprizzle was messed with over my antics. It was all to make you hate the church. I took one for the team.

I know some of you still won't get it but if you weren't actually here a year ago when this was truly disgusting... Yeah you missed it. It needed to die and still does.

I don't wanna make this too long but thanks for the support over the years with my custom games

zoella, ivana JUDAS is over it's job is done. Didn't go as planned but hey.

On a final note for reasons I won't go into I did get a different look in things and I must say for nothing attached to myself but other incidents that I won't mention out of respect for others Bebop is truly despicable and I've lost all respect for him due to several things but one in particular. How he can be a mod and do the he does is beyond me then I get banned for obviously playing a gimmick. Yes I took it too far to kill the church. I even gave every the end date June 30th and heavily hinted at the coming betrayal as so e still weren't catching on.

I just am me. Plissken. And if the community wants to experience the magic of Plissken Games again then let's start a petition. If I can't come back try and get them to give me a month. There are so many things I had planned for you all that never got to be.

I genuinely enjoy hosting and creating. That's me. One way or another at least we will have one final game.

Sandbox will always have it's taste of Plissken. Bye. It shouldn't end this way.

It should've ended with Plissken's 500th as planned

Message me to talk one on one. All my friends or newly met ppl who never met ME because I was sticking to the script hard. Farewell.

I'm gone and that idiot Jamal is still here. Some justice that is. Still proud of those of you who try. I heard it all. I know some of you were saying you were creating games and they'll never be as good as mine which was flattering but the point was to inspire ppl to create their own games as this is about exploration and you all know we had a lot of fun in the past 7 years. let's do it again

Your Plissken

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yuagahaaaa
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I am so glad all this is finally over. Literally everyone who was trolling as a member of the church/plissken, this was never funny. Nobody ever took it seriously. Nobody ever found it amusing.

I cannot believe how much enjoyment you have gotten for so long from this. I really thought everyone knew this was a colossal troll but it seems people actually took it seriously.

P.S. I still don't why the Jamal persona persists with the "holier than thou" attitude - this bad meme is also at least a year outdated
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sana says

hey guys this is epicmafia

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The list is the thing that made people hate woken the most. Yet, the one who posted the list, zoella, wasnt banned
Why
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zoella says


nearbeer says


zoella says

if y'all thought all of us "WOKEN" weren't joking to get an arise out of you guys, i feel bad for your brain cells lmfao. i've never gotten to troll before so that was p fun





mmmmm using ableist slurs is so funny harharhar


it is almost comical that you pretend to care about ableist slurs when you aligned yourself with someone who told underage users they would be r*ped and impregnated by the church
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this **** is ******
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i put an asterisk cause i'm not about that slur life but it still wouldn't show up
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at first zoella used the word she was saying was bad to say and then the thread didnt let her so she made her response more eloquent. i like that.

free your mind and the rest will follow
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Why oh why must it be this way?
Before you can read me you gotta learn how to see me, I said
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be colour blind, don't be so shallow
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be colour blind, don't be so shallow
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be colour blind, don't be so shallow
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be colour blind, don't be so shallow
Free your mind

Why oh why must it be this way?
Before you can read me you gotta learn how to see me, I said
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be colour blind, don't be so shallow
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be colour blind, don't be so shallow
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be colour blind, don't be so shallow
Free your mind and the rest will follow
Be colour blind, don't be so shallow

Free your mind
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nearbeer says


zoella says

if y'all thought all of us "WOKEN" weren't joking to get an arise out of you guys, i feel bad for your brain cells lmfao. i've never gotten to troll before so that was p fun





mmmmm using ableist slurs is so funny harharhar
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zoella says

if y'all thought all of us "WOKEN" weren't joking to get an arise out of you guys, i feel bad for your brain cells lmfao. i've never gotten to troll before so that was p fun


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sl0nderman says


quasimodo says


im going to miss all the fun we had trading our favorite les mis lyrics, also always having to ask him to leave me alone


oh you like les mis quotes too? my favorite is "The sewer is the conscience of the city. Everything there converges and confronts everything else. In that livid spot there are shades, but there are no longer any secrets. Each thing bears its true form, or at least, its definitive form. The mass of filth has this in its favor, that it is not a liar. Ingenuousness has taken refuge there. The mask of Basil is to be found there, but one beholds its cardboard and its strings and the inside as well as the outside, and it is accentuated by honest mud. Scapin's false nose is its next-door neighbor. All the uncleannesses of civilization, once past their use, fall into this trench of truth, where the immense social sliding ends. They are there engulfed, but they display themselves there. This mixture is a confession. There, no more false appearances, no plastering over is possible, filth removes its shirt, absolute denudation puts to the rout all illusions and mirages, there is nothing more except what really exists, presenting the sinister form of that which is coming to an end."


one that really relates to my feelings right now is "I love him, but every day I'm learning. All my life, I've only been pretending. Without me, his world will go on turning--a world that's full of happiness that I have never known." so me
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zoella says

if y'all thought all of us "WOKEN" weren't joking to get an arise out of you guys, i feel bad for your brain cells lmfao. i've never gotten to troll before so that was p fun


nobody was ever really laughing with y'all more like laughing at you and then just wanting you all to leave because y'all weren't like a haha funny weird just a creepy weird
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what is going on
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if y'all thought all of us "WOKEN" weren't joking to get an arise out of you guys, i feel bad for your brain cells lmfao. i've never gotten to troll before so that was p fun
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it is painful to read that some people actually took the church meme so seriously
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bully weebs over the internet lol, it's not like they can just, like, close their mu'' eyes or go to another page.
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JamalMarley I actually agree with you despite our current differences.
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User ivana, it is clear that certain users have their own personal demons and are powerless and weak in the real world so they must turn to EpicMafia to attempt to bully and harass innocent users such as you and I and act as though they possess some sort of power.

Truthfully? EpicMafia is not that serious -- certain users simply need to shut down their computer and go for a walk in the real world.
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If my posts annoyed you that bad, you could have blocked me from forums or overlooked it. But instead you're here, still complaining about it. You all hate Jamal so much but you're giving him the attention you claim he wants with each comment. Have a great day.
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Many people thought it was funny, and no I will not get a new personality, maybe you should get off EM and get a life and stop bullying people. I was cool with you for years and you're taking an online cult seriously. :c
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rockgirlnikki, I'm pretty sure you have a more sh!t reputation than me lol but okay. I never took the Jamal thing seriously. It was trolling, and now that Plissken is banned it's not the same so I'm letting it go. But the fact that you have to personally insult users to get your point across is a part of the problem. As silly as Jamal's "cult" is, it proved a lot of points. There's a lot of bullying and negativity in this lobby and you just proved that so.
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it wasn't a good joke at all i was worried this was some cia mind control project
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Ah the good ole days
This is the best way to end a arc best episode in the epicmafia series
. . .
to other people, anyways.
Like seriously, the Jamal destruction episode ("End of Jamal, End of Series!") is way better, why does nobody agree with me?
almost 7 years
you all got pranked xd!