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ask Sims anything

almost 7 years

i want to overshadow projectmatt at his own game and im spending the next 5 hours at work doing nothing

ask this faceless husk sitting behind a phone screen anything and expect slightly humorous but mostly depressing answers. i have a lot of valuable life experience and wisdom to share with the world

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Shitposting is real.
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Sims says

taking a hearty sh!t


me rn lol. the best time for forum cruisin'
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taking a hearty sh!t
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or when you do see the above message

where were you at 2:07 pm EST, thursday, august 3rd, 2017
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hi jared, where are you rn
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Sims says

the whole thing is based around the illusion of sincerity


oh shi* you've figured out my Clever Disguise
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d*amn you guys are shattering my fragile ego
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i don't like to make posts detracting from people but sometimes they give me the alley-oop and I'd be remiss to not dunk that sh!t
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You know, I don't really know you, and unless you're an alt - I don't think I've had the pleasure of playing with you in a game. However, I absolutely love your pleasant attitude that I can see from this comment alone, and I'm very fond of the name Stanley. With those things combined, I'm willing to bet that you are quite the incredible person :D
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I don't like making those kinds of posts in all honesty, but when someone posts about this sort of stuff so often, it's hard not to.
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Coffee is probably more of a sensitive issue for him.
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I think a good anime series would be pjm and Connor back to back with guns pointed to the sky, although guns are probably too male dominant, so they would need something else (suggestions in the comments below please), fighting the progressive liberal values in our white supremacist, capitalistic, patriarchal society.
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do you think Matt also grabs girls by the p#ssy or does he ask them out to coffee first
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Sims says


Harrold says

I hope he realises the bourgeoisie is largely on his side these days.


the catch is that he actually is the bourgeoisie, he just doesn't realize it yet


Him and Connor.
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I had an interesting chat with Matt about Donald Trump's #GrabHerByThePussy video.
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Harrold says

I hope he realises the bourgeoisie is largely on his side these days.


the catch is that he actually is the bourgeoisie, he just doesn't realize it yet
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hmu if any of you want to hear me vent and or talk about some serious emotional stuff because i'm currently in a very difficult and bad place and i want to talk to someone but im also too insecure to ask for help unless they specifically volunteer their services but even then im weird about it.

also ill do opinions soon i promis
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I hope he realises the bourgeoisie is largely on his side these days.
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i bet Matt has a Tumblr
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today I took a midterm that I almost definitely failed because I didn't know any of the answers to anything but I did use a question about sexual biology to write a SICK essay on how the proletariat needs to have more children so they can overthrow the bourgeoisie
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Kino no Tabi is great because each episode poses a philosophical question that both depresses you and piques your curiosity - and it was pretty progressive for its time for having an androgynous protagonist and it being a casual thing
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Speaking of deaf people.

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im glad we had the same thought process
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Diary entry #1: I just snuck in alcohol into my dorm with a backpack that has its zipper half broken, and my boss almost caught me. I'm disappointed that I felt such an adrenaline rush while doing it.
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I work as a desk receptionist which means I'm a "guard" who watches out for sketchy stuff and also does basic stuff with mail and such. It's a really easy job and I'm doing it because I'm a slave to the capitalistic society and I have no real autonomy.