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Dino Quest Chapter 14

almost 8 years

Previous Chapter: https://epicmafia.com/topic/81438

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The cupcake trembled in terror watching her best friend and lover being cooked and eaten around her.

The sun was shining and there was a pleasant breeze as the Dino Quest crew chowed down on Kenny burgers while Luap flipped another Krunchy kenny krabby patty. They were all enjoying the picnic and were filled with Kenny's succulent white meat. Herredy crept closer to Reamix and gave her frosting a little sniff and a lick.

"Maybe we should save some food for later." Suggested Foxie. "There's a lot of desert ahead of us."

"Alright, we'll save this snack for later." Agreed the dino.

OhDearMyCatIsGone stood up in a hurry drawing everyone's attention to her.

"I have to go now, my planet needs me."

The kitty rose high into the sky and flew out of sight.

"What just happened?" Chris asked no one in particular.

Luap, Foxie, Herredy, and Reamix just look at one another and shrugged.

"We better get moving, before something else crazy and random happens." Urged Foxie.

They loaded up the wagon and attempted to drive it across the river.

"How was that my fault." Chris protested after they all climbed out of the river drenched.

"It doesn't matter now, looks like we're walking." Huffed Luap.

They continued on foot as the sun began to set.

"Which way do we go now?" Chris wondered.

"How about that direction?" Luap suggested while pointing to a suspiciously large and bright star that had just appeared in the night sky.

"Sure, why not."

It could have been their sky-high kitty friend or the grace of Jamal guiding them, they did not know, but they trusted in the mysterious light all the same.

A structure rose from the horizon as they walked and walked following the star. It seemed to hover in a fixed position high above a house as they approached. The lights were on and the door was open so they decided to look inside.

"I was wondering when you guys would show up. I'm Golbolco and I've been getting drama reports about you since you saved Asheville from MeetTaury and his bad threads. Everyone is sending messages of support, they want you to defeat the evil overlord."

"WoAHH!" Golbolco suddenly shouted.

Chris replied excited "OMG IS THE BABY COMING?"

Golbolco stared silently at the group. Everyone was uncomfortable now.

"Anyways, you can rest here tonight. When I heard you were headed this way I got some supplies together. They're under the tree waiting for you."

The team began opening presents.

Herredy got a gun, Reamix a crystal ball, Luap got a bomb - just what she wanted, Chris unwrapped a loaf a bread, and Foxie got a snowball which immediately melted.

"Thanks, Golbolco." They all said before getting ready for bed.

Meanwhile...

Kenny began regenerating his lost limbs...


THANKS FOR WATCHING AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTOPHERMAS FROM CHRIS AND LUAP

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This was a fun read!
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This has finished and I'm furious I wasn't in this. I guess I'm too bad for Christopher although I was one of the first to sign up...
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those notes on the wall tho o_o
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i live
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sl0nderman says

HERREDY BE CAREFUL


dw I'll shoot it!
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good chapter too bad danger dolphin didnt come back u dropped such a good character arc :^)



im waiting for the sequel
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If I brought it up she would probably just shrug and say "Semantics."
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does luap know that you dont know the difference between fierce and vicious
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fierce
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are you being fierce or vicious right now
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Christopherzilla says

oops, I remembered this quote wrong



I meant to write "VICIOUS" on cub's shirt


but you thought FIERCE sounded more catty so you subconsciously grouped me with sporadic b*tches because thats how you see me is that it
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HERREDY BE CAREFUL
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oops, I remembered this quote wrong



I meant to write "VICIOUS" on cub's shirt
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oh the image is bigger than it looks in op
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cub says

im trying to discern whats written on my shirt


"FIERCE".
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im trying to discern whats written on my shirt
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Oh my god... the Kenny head scared me.

Christophermas Cheer is in the air :"^)
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um christmas is a racist invention by the patriarchy and I would appreciate it if you didn't reference it in your story thank you
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This is objectively the best chapter.
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Note: OhDearMyCatIsGone died on the way back to their home planet.