i went out on the town today i went with tommy and tommys a good friend but sometimes he can get out of hand and it makes me nervous like today when i was with tommy i saw a ladybug and i said look tommy look its a ladybug and so tommy saw the ladybug and i thought it was real cute but tommy told me to crush it and i said what and tommy said crush it and i said im not going to crush the ladybug tommy and then tommy got real mad and i backed off because tommy was getting really mad so then tommy crushed the ladybug on his own and then i was very sad and i started to cry but tommy started crying then too after he saw me cry so i thought maybe he isnt a really bad guy because it seemed like he felt bad because he was crying but then i ran away and i went home and i was really tired and i was still sad so i went to sleep for a little bit and then i woke up and then i wrote this blog
I've spent some time reflecting on my life. I love beef almost as much as I love my wife. Okay, maybe a little more. I eat it several times a week. But ethically and morally, I think I should become a vegetarian. This is upsetting to me. It's shaping up to be a sad day.
Since the thread has calmed down and is no longer in need of my trolling, I wonder what I'll do next. Perhaps some hipfire is in order. Since Miles Davis has also calmed down, I think I'm going to listen to the soundtrack of Westworld.
Thank you. Today I trolled in a thread where some other people were being mean. I modnegged all the posts that were meanie posts. And plussed all the Miles Davis. It's been a great day.
I want a blog. Can I just take this one from you? Does it work like that? Stop posting here, please. This is now my blog.
Today was an alright day. I woke up, rolled out of bed, and put on my white pimp suit. Then I strolled to the store and bought myself a new cane. I used that cane to strike a rabid squirrel who tried to attack me. So far it's been 7/10.