about 8 years

i went out on the town today i went with tommy and tommys a good friend but sometimes he can get out of hand and it makes me nervous like today when i was with tommy i saw a ladybug and i said look tommy look its a ladybug and so tommy saw the ladybug and i thought it was real cute but tommy told me to crush it and i said what and tommy said crush it and i said im not going to crush the ladybug tommy and then tommy got real mad and i backed off because tommy was getting really mad so then tommy crushed the ladybug on his own and then i was very sad and i started to cry but tommy started crying then too after he saw me cry so i thought maybe he isnt a really bad guy because it seemed like he felt bad because he was crying but then i ran away and i went home and i was really tired and i was still sad so i went to sleep for a little bit and then i woke up and then i wrote this blog

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likely story
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No, I was Project2501.
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were you Nicol?
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i just use that line when it's late and i want the game to end
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thecolonel says

if you keep desecrating my thread im gonna get describe to dock you


Mmmm, this is my personal blog, actually. But you can share it with me. You need to get some sleep cause of your fire alarm building test.
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Whitepimp007 says

I've spent some time reflecting on my life. I love beef almost as much as I love my wife. Okay, maybe a little more. I eat it several times a week. But ethically and morally, I think I should become a vegetarian. This is upsetting to me. It's shaping up to be a sad day.


If everyone cut down a lot on meat and dairy but still occasionally ate beef or cheese or something it would hypothetically make a big difference.
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if you keep desecrating my thread im gonna get describe to dock you
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illuminati says

You don't have to stop eating beef, you've just gotta start paying a bit more attention to your wife.


That was funny. Thanks for visiting my blog.
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Wink.
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You don't have to stop eating beef, you've just gotta start paying a bit more attention to your wife.
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I've spent some time reflecting on my life. I love beef almost as much as I love my wife. Okay, maybe a little more. I eat it several times a week. But ethically and morally, I think I should become a vegetarian. This is upsetting to me. It's shaping up to be a sad day.
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Since the thread has calmed down and is no longer in need of my trolling, I wonder what I'll do next. Perhaps some hipfire is in order. Since Miles Davis has also calmed down, I think I'm going to listen to the soundtrack of Westworld.
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Whitepimp007 says

Thank you. Today I trolled in a thread where some other people were being mean. I modnegged all the posts that were meanie posts. And plussed all the Miles Davis. It's been a great day.


miles davis is worth the modplus
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Thank you. Today I trolled in a thread where some other people were being mean. I modnegged all the posts that were meanie posts. And plussed all the Miles Davis. It's been a great day.
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Whitepimp007 says

You were right, Jess. Thank you for improving my day that I'm writing about on my own personal blog.


yes your blog is quite interesting and entertaining
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You were right, Jess. Thank you for improving my day that I'm writing about on my own personal blog.
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Whitepimp007 says

Update: I just drank some diet coke. Today has been 9/10.


see i told u so
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Update: I just drank some diet coke. Today has been 9/10.
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Whitepimp007 says

I want a blog. Can I just take this one from you? Does it work like that? Stop posting here, please. This is now my blog.

Today was an alright day. I woke up, rolled out of bed, and put on my white pimp suit. Then I strolled to the store and bought myself a new cane. I used that cane to strike a rabid squirrel who tried to attack me. So far it's been 7/10.


you should drink some diet coke and make it a 9/10
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I want a blog. Can I just take this one from you? Does it work like that? Stop posting here, please. This is now my blog.

Today was an alright day. I woke up, rolled out of bed, and put on my white pimp suit. Then I strolled to the store and bought myself a new cane. I used that cane to strike a rabid squirrel who tried to attack me. So far it's been 7/10.
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thecolonel says

she wrote 2/7/16 on the paper so i'm not sure if it's valid


i thought doctor's were supposed to be smart
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she wrote 2/7/16 on the paper so i'm not sure if it's valid
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thecolonel says

my blood pressure was 156/110 which they tell me is not good


maybe you should drink less diet coke
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my blood pressure was 156/110 which they tell me is not good