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thecolonel
almost 9 years

i went out on the town today i went with tommy and tommys a good friend but sometimes he can get out of hand and it makes me nervous like today when i was with tommy i saw a ladybug and i said look tommy look its a ladybug and so tommy saw the ladybug and i thought it was real cute but tommy told me to crush it and i said what and tommy said crush it and i said im not going to crush the ladybug tommy and then tommy got real mad and i backed off because tommy was getting really mad so then tommy crushed the ladybug on his own and then i was very sad and i started to cry but tommy started crying then too after he saw me cry so i thought maybe he isnt a really bad guy because it seemed like he felt bad because he was crying but then i ran away and i went home and i was really tired and i was still sad so i went to sleep for a little bit and then i woke up and then i wrote this blog

thecolonel
over 8 years
this lady is ordering like the entire f.ucking menu in front of me tell her to STFU what comes on the cheese bean and rice burrito is she r.etarded she's asking what's in everything she wants the avocado ranch on the side braindead the avocado ranch MAKES the shredded chicken burrito i suspect without it it would be very dry the bell worker is clearly high he forgot who he was talking to mid conversation i said can i get fire sauce with that and he said with what and i was like with my order and he was like ooooohhhhhhh sorry man yeah haha you can pull up and i was like gaha i appreciate it dude its the small things at taco bell that make it what it truly is those moments in time
poser
almost 9 years
Tell Tommy I wanna be friends with strawberry and him
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Tommy is stealing your bones in the middle of the night dude.
thecolonel
almost 9 years
he might like strawberry i dont know
poser
almost 9 years
i ate strawberries today. does tommy like strawberry
thecolonel
almost 9 years
ya
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you should get tommy to make an EM account
thecolonel
almost 9 years
he probably is thinking about if his hair looks ok or if he brushed his teeth long enough it depends why hes looking at the mirror
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what does tommy think about when he looks in the mirror
thecolonel
almost 9 years
ya
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i like starbursts
thecolonel
almost 9 years
how do you want me to know im not tommy but if i was tommy i would go to the candy shop and get candy tommy really likes candy he likes the the bit o honey most of all but he likes lemonheads also i like lemonheads too even though theyre really sour i like them because after theyre sour they go sweet but i dont like bit o honey tommy really likes them so i try to too but it just tastes real bad and anyway eating too much candy is bad for your mouth so tommy can eat all the candy he wants
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9RCaRv-_jQ

did she just have a stroke?
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where did tommy go after you ran home?
thecolonel
almost 9 years
tommy lives with me we sleep head to toe
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where does tommy live?
thecolonel
almost 9 years
there are lots of children in the earth but tommys the only one thats my friend
deletedalmost 9 years
is tommy an only child?