EM Rankings

iCouldBeatYouUpalmost 10 years ago

ALL TIME RANKING CITING BACK TO 2008

Based on trophies, win rates and most of all how you played your best in games. Including cheaters and trolls that i've seen play seriously. Everyone's rank is based on when they're trying their best and in their respective primes (for a few thats specified in brackets).

God tier: BigBadBoy (on any tryhard account), Regfan (before playing w/ Sachy)

A++: Crypto (circa 2011 when not playing in circlejerk tables), Girallon (as catbae), Fantastic (before returning as skeptical), Jaguar (before '11), Soben (after he stopped trolling in broken english and before '12)

A+: Brownpimp007 (when running or as immaculate), Chesskid4 (when he was a secret alt as Tatatmi), Effulgence (before '11), Prevail (during his time as Flex/Fix/Knuckleballer even tho he cheated), Strider (just before he started dating Kerry), theshiv (during his time as Nero),

A: Alcoway, Anthony642 (as SonOfZeus), Atikur (when she pretended to be a guy), Belthazar666, Blastoise87 (as Gay even tho he cheated on it), Cirno (as Nimara), CocaCola, Duckhunter (before '11), Fading (as False even tho he cheated on it), Joole, Radiohated, Rednose2 (as Mertens/Temper), RickKnight (before '10), Sonseray, SystemOverload (as TweIve), Tatsuya, ThirdAug, Turquoise, ubaldooo (as Despicable), Vestige, Vigoroth (as Steven), Zyklon

A-: Achieina, Angelfire, Apeescraper, Applecidersyo, Bearissoslow, Benjerman, Billstickers, Cajunjack, Chupps, Dag, Deborah, Dreamcatcher, ElijahMikaelson (as ChaosBlaze/Eatos), epiclulz, Erica, Eritas, Forbs, Forever, Goodbar, Grace, Haymon (as Cansilo), GerryOat (as Note), Giga13, Hedger, Insanoflex, JeffreyAaron, KindaIWantTo, Kittykeri, Kittenz73, LOLUMAD (before '11), Lmaobird (as Iridescent), MachiavellianGhost, Mangofruit (as yushchenko), Nanita (as Coldsummers or Polms), Pranay7744 (as Dessicate), Radar (as Lust), Rathwins1, Redfoo (as dsmith97), Riotkiller14, RoseOnPlayer, SaintsDynasty, Slyintine, soda17, speedofstupid (as original Shacky account), theeraser, Tomato, Veiexku (as kcinowai and before '10), Vilden, xxerox (as a secret alt like lucidsnows), Zekashis

B+: Account, Alexicon (as Pinacolada), Andrew (as Masterball), Arcbell, Bacde, Bernin, BGA, bubbasparXXX, Bubbles, Calvin, Cavsfan, DangeloD (as bazookaB), Dannyboy, Dared, Dennis, DLGn, doomsday, Dreamquakes, DrJackShephard, Drysc, eckstavo, Emperorschance, Endorphins, Error, Eshbd, Ferny, Gerksterr, h1n1flu, Harodihg, Heck, HoratioCaine, Implosion, Incarcerated, itg321 (as iceaac), Jeep, Jesusofnazareth, Jezebelalli, JM123, Junter, Karmaloop, Kelly, Kerry, Lamer, Ling, lolwot, lotus, lucidrains (during start of the site), Mapreduce, Matt12, Matt55, MaximillionPegasus, MilesPrower, Miloo7, Minie, Murica, Naegiri, Nagerous, Nahdia, Nevermaf, Okeas, OTB (as misselainey), Pereking, Petricigy (before sex change), Pogoster (before going mental), Projectmatt, Raven (as Phoenix), Riddler, Rondar, Roshiez, Sachy, Sammon (as Goatemis), SGR, Shamu, Shrub, Sineadiio, Sirius, Stiffy, Sunstorm, Super, Terra, thebrontosaurus, thejkb, theonlyjazznation, Thrillvy, TMjuke (as Tibbers), Trolleyz, vashthestampede (as Vexium), Vedarshi, Vifam, Voltron, willianGallis, wsteyer (during start of the site), xjuicy (as Juke), xsonianevermindx (as Ripple), yoyo200900, ZEEnon, Zovea (before '10)

B: lionel99, jesswhite, imthefool, Facebook, cubfan90, RedCoyote, FBG, RNB, RWF, kylehlp123, KatnissTheRebel, zach420, roughnightbro, bamfcallee, nown1111, LittleV, hungryhippo, kotw10, dle9999, Nbtnbt5, Skoffin, Retti, Schezo, Minxy, rektson, Scubasteve, user80, thegeneral2112, scumboodler, Papuito, Splinterfright, DropKickDiva, pafff, ichizon, icemynipz, Acrylics, Linker, zwink, elise, sonrio, reeses, shinigami, emily, EmmerrLouise, pamda, simplypam, dannie, garyoak, KHNM, innovateur83, shmeur, Markus, Himiko, Ucklar, papoy, Hurricane13, payamcf, Vendetta, mna3631, Nikysha, Heinous, foolonthehill, godofdarkness, mafiagod, supernova, laservp, scholsey, Mastercheif, shieldbearer, Shamzy, Devante, carolineeee, amishguy, RohiniN, Tactic, Hypersoft, Sincerely, schutzekatze, Pocky, thegatso, Pamda, Betmen, evilpyro, johnreid, johnbatman, jonsnow, guyfawkes, ladynemesis, PatrykSzczescie, ponylove, burtonx, adblock, shannonx, datguiser, sweeper, gennehfarrxD, kpcptmku, aquamermaid, usagichan49, charley, stayaway, Nicol, zoolander, RaMpUrI, perro, GotConverted, IAMRobik, Jaleb, utahraptor, coolkidrox123, bebop, jackhammer, FaZ, Soluciones, scumboodler, epicsean, chooksy, billclintonIRL, benmh92, dwightschrute, nightwolfx, madains, bowlinjim, 2gamis, tonkotsu, Rin, Kuno, MisterPresident, mtlve

C+ (slightly better than average) - Not gonna make a list cuz it'd be too long

Average players or below won't be included

Post if you think you're good enough to be ranked if not already on here.

Post if you disagree with a placing or think someone is missing.

For those who posted ITT:

Below B: Rutab, Samuel, Cozy, Mindful, thecolonel, Justrec, Juneau, female, Ark, Bennychaos, annabelle, Redino, shwartz99, LeMeJoe, Jesteroz, RowanJay, Grateful, Hiariej, S1337, evolpz, peach, GayLivesMatter (hes mikeyru??)

Haven't seen your play (probably Below B): k9trip, StevoJR, overcat, carmean, Lionel, miles54321, Player, CTFaithful, jester17, CarmenK72, maxxburn, WhiteMarauder, BeepBeepLettuce

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Heckabout 8 years ago
B+ MY DUDESSSZ HAHO IM THE #1 PLAYER WAOH
Edarkabout 8 years agoedited
???????????????????? where is I the great edark??????????
BeepBeepLettuceabout 8 years ago
Hello humans, my name is important enough to be the only one bolded here.
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Jeffabout 8 years ago
C - Yeasayer
turquoiseabout 8 years ago
"back when maymay, derfel, and mikeyru were the only dodges" a much simpler time
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xPookyabout 8 years ago
add me too
iCouldBeatYouUpabout 8 years ago
ngl mikeyru i think u actually improved quite a bit
GayLivesMatterabout 8 years ago
why am i not promoted to god tier yet?
BeepBeepLettuceabout 8 years ago
iCouldBeatYouUp
who r u
BeepBeepLettuce.
BeepBeepLettuceabout 8 years ago
Also you forgot to alphabetize the B and below lists
iCouldBeatYouUpabout 8 years ago
who r u
BeepBeepLettuceabout 8 years ago
Add me
iCouldBeatYouUpabout 8 years agoedited
Chicago
Guy fawkes - has a much better in depth understanding of the game. whether he's won a trophy or not, how many times has he actually ran in comparison to a lot of these guys who you placed higher then him.

FYI - Shini's comp account https://epicmafia.com/user/228040#/
he only lost 41% of comp games back when maymay, derfel, and mikeyru were the only dodges.
guyfawkes ran quite a few times and has been here for years but always failed to trophy. Having an understanding of the game doesn't make u a rly good player.. even that dzanek kid had a good understanding of the game, guyfawkes is no better than him.

shini's comp acct https://epicmafia.com/round/91 where his trophy ran consisted of him basically meta'ing every game w pranay alts lol

Zhuorb
iCouldBeatYouUp
A-: xxerox
lol
yh but only as a secret alt. i guess it was cos ppl never threw against him when he was on a secret alt.. he had good win-rates and trophies on secret alts but could never do it on a known account of his.. he was also p good at clutch reads

JM123
So I'm in the tier where Heck is

kk
when hes not trolling hes ok
GayLivesMatterabout 8 years ago
peach
blister get over it it's a troll list... i'm not listed as an A++ player because it's an elaborate joke, idiot
i should be god tier imo
peachabout 8 years ago
blister get over it it's a troll list... i'm not listed as an A++ player because it's an elaborate joke, idiot
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Blisterabout 8 years ago
GayLivesMatter
JM123
So I'm in the tier where Heck is

kk
it's a troll list.

a lot of people are overranked just for jokes.
oh yeah like who?
GayLivesMatterabout 8 years ago
JM123
So I'm in the tier where Heck is

kk
it's a troll list.

a lot of people are overranked just for jokes.
sosyo93about 8 years ago
i deserve it
JM123about 8 years ago
So I'm in the tier where Heck is

kk
Blisterabout 8 years ago
nice to see the king of banned users blastoise "mirasical" 87 finally getting some recognition
Blisterabout 8 years ago
lol this got an update!
Zhuorbabout 8 years agoedited
BigBadBoy
A-: xxerox
lol
mattabout 8 years ago
1999 POINTS GOD DAMN IT I WANTED GOLD SCORE
POGOSTERabout 8 years ago
"Pogoster (before going mental)" lmfao
BeepBeepLettuceabout 8 years ago
Rank BeepBeepLettuce