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juneau
almost 9 years

Well, hello everyone. I am juneau, formerly known as DRJackSheppard or Natstar.

I am sorry for deceiving some of you for so long. My only explanation to offer is that I just wanted to catfish some virgin nerds on epicmafia so they can buy me epicmafia tokens. Thank you to all of those who knew the secret and kept if for so long to indulge me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). The fact I told all of you you were free to tell whom you wish, and yet I was never outed is something I am grateful for. However, the time for that is over.

juneau was made with the intent to create the illusion of a hot 10/10 chick who is interested in no life virgin neckbeards which is something that doesn't exist in real life. However, even though I am an extremely homosexual man IRL, everyone has their limits and even gay people have standards. When your PM inbox gets spammed with lewd pictures of fat, ugly neckeards about 20 times a day, no amount of ebinmafia tokens can make up for the trauma. That is why I've decided to come out as the gay man that I am and hopefully these thirsty kids will stop sending me PMs asking me if I am single.

I hope everyone had a wonderful New Year's. Cheers.

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Deep down inside, we all have a bit of juneau in us
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Bump
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juneau says

hey why did the mods delete my post but not carolines? she clearly insinuated that i was ugly or average looking at best. is it because caroline is buddies with the mods or something? did she catfish those suckers too?


just guessing it was the jew nose thing, mods spend all day on tumblr.com
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I just want everyone to know that my short stint with juneau is still the closest Ive ever been to a girl
Escurai
almost 9 years

harodihg says

I still love who you are on the inside Juneau.


u sure
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I still love who you are on the inside Juneau. I don't care how ugly, hairy, or flaccid your wang is!
juneau
almost 9 years
hey why did the mods delete my post but not carolines? she clearly insinuated that i was ugly or average looking at best. is it because caroline is buddies with the mods or something? did she catfish those suckers too?
DrakeJr
almost 9 years

caroline says

fyi most people thought juneau was a man anyway

people said "the girl in juneaus catfish photos is attractive"



caroline says


Satan says

i thought this thread looked familiar https://epicmafia.com/topic/74555


wow i was trolled

still a catfish tho


juneau'd
Transcend
almost 9 years
:-)
krystal
almost 9 years

Blister says


krystalk says


BillStickers says

6/10 thats generous dude


if your the real billstickers are you really one to talk?


you're*


thanks blisty what would i do without you? :-)
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krystalk says


BillStickers says

6/10 thats generous dude


if your the real billstickers are you really one to talk?


you're*
BillStickers
almost 9 years
dont virginshame me
krystal
almost 9 years

BillStickers says

6/10 thats generous dude


if your the real billstickers are you really one to talk?
BillStickers
almost 9 years
6/10 thats generous dude
Satan
almost 9 years

Kerry says

natstar wouldnt have put a lol in also lol



oh sorry you are right, natstar would have quoted someone else saying also and put an lol in it

from what i remember natstar put an lol whenever there was an o in a word in quotes or something
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I've changed.
Kerry
almost 9 years
natstar wouldnt have put a lol in also lol
Satan
almost 9 years
you forgot the lol in also and after natstar.

it would have been:

alslol natstar lol.
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Also Natstar.
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eris says


UniversalStudios says

If you'd bring natstar back that'd be amazing. Your work in the report section was legendary.


Natstar is Mist


I'm actually a super advanced AI built by a military contractor designed as a security system for domestic bases. With my spare processing power I mess with people on a mafia website.
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lmfao.
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OH MY GOODNESS
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Juneau is 100% a girl.
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Juneau is clearly a girl. She has a girl's existential dread.