Epicmafia

deletedabout 8 years

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Sonrio

over 8 years

A great way to die

Arcbell

over 8 years

Satan did you really just abandon this adventure thread for another one?

Arcbell

over 8 years

Satan says

Arcbell says

I'll take B, stop and look for cool things. I am fond of those.

You chose to (B) stop and look for cool things.

You find a set of keys on the ground. Do you

A) Keep the keys

B) Leave the keys

C) Bring the keys to the park ranger's office

I'm leaving the keys on the ground. I need to keep the keys low. B.

Satan

over 8 years

Sonrio says

Choose C, its obligatory

You chose to (C) read a Manga on how to have a low-key forest adventure.

You spent all day reading your manga and did not have time to have an actual forest adventure.

You learned about how to have one though, that is all that matters,

Sonrio

over 8 years

Choose C, its obligatory

Satan

over 8 years

Helba says

A. If the ending is rushed, it's hardly a low-key adventure.

You chose to (A) stop and lay down in the field looking at the stars.

You fall in love with the illumination of both the moon and the stars, you drift into a deep sleep.

Congratulations you are low-key enough to get through this adventure unscathed.

You woke up to your chimpanzee cuddling with you wearing your backpack. You pick him up, and head to your car.

You are low-key as f***

Helba

over 8 years

A. If the ending is rushed, it's hardly a low-key adventure.

Satan

over 8 years

Helba says

Ok. Being against decorative slavery, I will (B), continue forward.

You chose to (B) continue forward. You come to an empty field where you get a beautiful view of the sky and stars.

Do you

A) Stop and lay down in the field looking at the stars

B) Head towards the edge of the forest and leave the forest, ending your adventure

Helba

over 8 years

Ok. Being against decorative slavery, I will (B), continue forward.

Satan

over 8 years

Helba says

Did the toad look cool?

Yes the toad looked beautiful.

Helba

over 8 years

Did the toad look cool?

Satan

over 8 years

Helba says

Ok, I look at the toad

You chose to (B) look at the toad.

Very nice.

You are having such a low-key time that you don't notice it is getting dark.

Do you

A) Catch fireflies

B) Head forward

Helba

over 8 years

Ok, I look at the toad

Satan

over 8 years

Helba says

Does the toad look cool?

You don't know yet until you look at it.

Helba

over 8 years

Does the toad look cool?

Satan

over 8 years

Helba says

B. Whatever happens happens, man.

Nice!

You chose (B) to keep going at the leisurely speed you are currently at hoping he comes back.

You come across a moss covered log. Do you

A) Sit on it and think about nature

B) Look at a nearby toad

C) Wait until it gets a little darker and catch fireflies

Helba

over 8 years

Satan says

Helba says

Satan says

Technically that is low-key, however the strangeness of the old man and the red ball is too much for you and it becomes stressful. Do you:

A) Continue watching

B) Continue on your low-key stroll

B

You chose (B) to continue on your low-key stroll.

Nice.

Your chimpanzee grabs your backpack and runs off ahead. Do you:

A) Chase him

B) Keep going at the leisurely speed you are currently at hoping he comes back

B. Whatever happens happens, man.

Satan

over 8 years

as a final note, anyone else who signs up will be signed up for my next game and not this one

Satan

over 8 years

Bigpock says

Satan says

You immediately realize this is not the way to have a low-key adventure. You have to have a good time and be chill, and just, ya'know low-key.

Can you do that?

A) Yes

B) No

B Final Answer, I have no chill

Well, I hope this serves as a lesson to you that being low-key and chill is good and fun and leads to fun times.

You run into the forest looking for danger, and fall into a ditch. You found it. You found the danger.

Since you did not tell anyone you were coming here. No one came for you and you starved to death in two weeks.

Satan

over 8 years

Sonrio says

C seems to be the most low key, so I'll think C

You chose (C)

You thought to yourself "This forest looks cool, I think I'll just stroll through for awhile"

You decide to head on in.

You start preparing for your journey.

Do you

A) Apply bug spray

B) Drink some water

C) Read a 14 volume manga about how to have a low-key time in a forest

deletedover 8 years

Satan says

You immediately realize this is not the way to have a low-key adventure. You have to have a good time and be chill, and just, ya'know low-key.

Can you do that?

A) Yes

B) No

B Final Answer, I have no chill

Sonrio

over 8 years

C seems to be the most low key, so I'll think C

Satan

over 8 years

Bigpock says

Satan says

You are standing in front of the forest, you think to yourself

A) Damn....keyboards

B) Forest adventures are awesome, I hope I have fun and don't do anything dumb or dangerous

C) Call me Danger, for I love danger and dangerous things because I am dumb

C Final Answer

You chose (C)

You thought to yourself "Call me Danger, for I love danger and dangerous things because I am dumb."

You immediately realize this is not the way to have a low-key adventure. You have to have a good time and be chill, and just, ya'know low-key.

Can you do that?

A) Yes

B) No

Satan

over 8 years

Arcbell says

I'll take B, stop and look for cool things. I am fond of those.

You chose to (B) stop and look for cool things.

You find a set of keys on the ground. Do you

A) Keep the keys

B) Leave the keys

C) Bring the keys to the park ranger's office

Low-key forest adventure

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