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Low-key forest adventure

Satan
about 9 years

Post here for a choose your own "low-key forest" adventure.

Will update this periodically as people participate.

Currently filled to capacity. Now accepting applications for my next adventure thread.

A walk through the forest can be very nice and low-key. There is definitely some not so low-key things that are in the forest. Are you capable of having an adventure that is both low-key and fun where you stroll through the forest and have a good time?

Satan
about 9 years

jack says

A






You chose to (A) Breathe.

Nice.

You pass by some flowers. Very beautiful and 120% low-key.

You come across some bones



You wonder what they came from

A) Human

B) Bear

C) Deer

D) Bird
jack
about 9 years
A
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

B, i don't wanna get exhausted chasing a lizard that wouldn't be very low-key


You chose (B) to leave it and continue on your stroll.

Going on a low-key forest adventure can get pretty exciting. Make sure you remember to breathe!

A) Breathe

B) Forget to breathe
jack
about 9 years
B, i don't wanna get exhausted chasing a lizard that wouldn't be very low-key
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

B why not


You chose (B) to look around on the ground for cool stuff.

You find a cute looking lizard, as you move towards it, it runs away. Do you:

A) Chase it

B) Leave it and continue on your stroll
jack
about 9 years
B why not
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

B






You chose to (B) continue on your stroll.

You are walking in the forest, nice. You feel like you're on a grand adventure where no weird stuff will happen.

A) Keep strolling

B) Look around on the ground for cool stuff
jack
about 9 years
B
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

Wouldn't want this low-key adventure to be ruined by bug bites. B


You chose to (B) apply bug spray.

Nice! Don't want to get Malaria!

Now what?

A) Apply more bug spray

B) Continue on your stroll
jack
about 9 years
Wouldn't want this low-key adventure to be ruined by bug bites. B
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

C, she'll love to hear about how low-key this is


You chose (C) to call Caroline and tell her about the low-key forest adventure you're about to have.

She is happy for you. Yay.

A) Continue on your stroll

B) Apply bug spray
jack
about 9 years
C, she'll love to hear about how low-key this is
Satan
about 9 years
You chose (A) to drink from your camelbak backpack.

Niiiiice, keepin' it real low-key.

What next?

A) Drink more water

B) Head into the woods and start your low-key adventure

C) Call Caroline and tell her about the low-key forest adventure you're about to have
jack
about 9 years
A
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

Well i've already read it so E


You chose (E) to drink some water.

You have three choices:

A) Drink from your camelbak backpack

B) Drink from a disposable plastic water bottle that is half empty, that is lukewarm

C) Drink from a nearby stream
jack
about 9 years
Well i've already read it so E
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

C, it wouldn't be low key to start worrying when i haven't begun my low key forest trip


You chose (C) to be really excited to be low-key and take a leisurely stroll through this beautiful forest.

What do you do now?

A) Apply sunscreen

B) Apply bug spray

C) Put some hair gel in your hair

D) Read Tom Brady's 7,000 page memoir on how to be low-key while being accused of deflating footballs to give himself an advantage during the superbowl.

E) Drink some water
jack
about 9 years
C, it wouldn't be low key to start worrying when i haven't begun my low key forest trip
Satan
about 9 years

jack says

how low key can i go

3 seconds too late. put me in when the next person dies


You are standing in front of a beautiful redwood forest.

You are ready to be low-key and enjoy a leisurely stroll through the forest.

You are thinking:

A) Geez this forest is beautiful, I wish I brought my camera.

B) Wait, where's caroline? She should have met me here by now.

C) I'm really excited to be low-key and take a leisurely stroll through this beautiful forest.
Satan
about 9 years

Tarantino says


Satan says


Tarantino says

With my shield of deux ex machina up and ready to go, I pick the option related to inglorious basterds


Are you sure? 567 volumes is a lot of literature. It may hinder your ability to have a low-key forest adventure. With that in mind, how do you proceed?

A) Continue with your choice of reading 567 volumes of Eli Roth's memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious basterds

B) Apply bug spray

C) Drink water


I activate godmod mode and turn super saiyan, before continuing with my choice Knowledge is power!


You chose (A) to continue your choice of reading 567 volumes of Eli Roth's memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious basterds

You spend the whole day reading all 567 volumes. You never actually make it into the forest, and that is okay. You learned three “forest facts”

1. The ground is dirty.
2. Trees are in the forest.
3. Some birds are also in the forest.


Congratulations.
deletedabout 9 years
My character sustains himself on photo synthesis and rain water and has a symbiotic relationship with all insect life
deletedabout 9 years

Satan says


Tarantino says

With my shield of deux ex machina up and ready to go, I pick the option related to inglorious basterds


Are you sure? 567 volumes is a lot of literature. It may hinder your ability to have a low-key forest adventure. With that in mind, how do you proceed?

A) Continue with your choice of reading 567 volumes of Eli Roth's memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious basterds

B) Apply bug spray

C) Drink water


I activate godmod mode and turn super saiyan, before continuing with my choice Knowledge is power!
Satan
about 9 years

Tarantino says

With my shield of deux ex machina up and ready to go, I pick the option related to inglorious basterds


Are you sure? 567 volumes is a lot of literature. It may hinder your ability to have a low-key forest adventure. With that in mind, how do you proceed?

A) Continue with your choice of reading 567 volumes of Eli Roth's memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious basterds

B) Apply bug spray

C) Drink water
deletedabout 9 years

Satan says


Tarantino says

I draw the master sword and venture forth with a shield of deux ex machina + option C


You chose (C) to be excited to get goin' and have a beautiful low-key adventure.

What next?

A) Apply bug spray

B) Drink water

C) Read Eli Roth's 567 volume memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious


With my shield of deux ex machina up and ready to go, I pick the option related to inglorious basterds
Satan
about 9 years

Tarantino says

I draw the master sword and venture forth with a shield of deux ex machina + option C


You chose (C) to be excited to get goin' and have a beautiful low-key adventure.

What next?

A) Apply bug spray

B) Drink water

C) Read Eli Roth's 567 volume memoir on his low-key forest adventure during the filming of inglorious