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Low-key forest adventure

Satan
about 9 years

Post here for a choose your own "low-key forest" adventure.

Will update this periodically as people participate.

Currently filled to capacity. Now accepting applications for my next adventure thread.

A walk through the forest can be very nice and low-key. There is definitely some not so low-key things that are in the forest. Are you capable of having an adventure that is both low-key and fun where you stroll through the forest and have a good time?

Satan
about 9 years
you can come out of this alive if you are low-key enough

You chose (C) to continue on your adventure.

You come across two little kids who are lost and need help finding their way out of this forest.

Do you:

A) Help them

B) Ignore them

C) Call 911
Helba
about 9 years
Savages are patently high-strung. That's out of the question. Holding it would make me uncomfortable, and distract me from absorbing the beauty of this low-key forest. Most dogs are pretty low-key, though. Beethoven was pretty low-key. I choose B, for Beethoven.
justrec
about 9 years

Satan says


justrec says

]Why make this harder than Helba's? :((

I choose C


It's not that it's harder. Just giving you different options (it's boring if it's the same exact thing as someone who is ahead of you).

Alrighty! You chose (C) to drink from your plastic disposable water bottle.

Niiiiiice. It is 3/4 empty.

Do you:

A) Refill it from a nearby stream

B) Drink more

C) Continue on your adventure


C cause not enough details about this stream. Also, are we able to come out of this alive or do we just keep playing until we die
Satan
about 9 years

roadman says

Is the biker gang low-key?


No it is the opposite of low-key
Satan
about 9 years

Helba says

Blood would lead to stuff to do, and stabbing myself could lead to an infection. I choose A.


Alright! You chose (A) to continue your adventure in the direction you were heading before investigating the [low-key] boat.

You suddenly get the urge to urinate, having had that wonderful water from your water bottle.

Do you:

A) Drop trousers and urinate right where you are, like a savage

B) Find a tree to urinate on, like a dog

C) Hold it
roadman
about 9 years

Satan says


roadman says

I choose C).


You chose (C) that you are an idiot who enjoys danger and will get yourself into trouble.

This adventure isn’t about being dangerous. It’s about venturing into the forest and having a nice, calm time in nature. If you want to dip into some dangerous bull****, why don’t you join a biker gang or something?

A) Alright, I’ll try my best to be low-key for this adventure.

B) Join a biker gang



Is the biker gang low-key?
Satan
about 9 years

justrec says

]Why make this harder than Helba's? :((

I choose C


It's not that it's harder. Just giving you different options (it's boring if it's the same exact thing as someone who is ahead of you).

Alrighty! You chose (C) to drink from your plastic disposable water bottle.

Niiiiiice. It is 3/4 empty.

Do you:

A) Refill it from a nearby stream

B) Drink more

C) Continue on your adventure
Helba
about 9 years
Blood would lead to stuff to do, and stabbing myself could lead to an infection. I choose A.
Satan
about 9 years

roadman says

I choose C).


You chose (C) that you are an idiot who enjoys danger and will get yourself into trouble.

This adventure isn’t about being dangerous. It’s about venturing into the forest and having a nice, calm time in nature. If you want to dip into some dangerous bull****, why don’t you join a biker gang or something?

A) Alright, I’ll try my best to be low-key for this adventure.

B) Join a biker gang
Satan
about 9 years

Helba says

Again, I'm a sucker for free stuff. A.


Alrighty. You chose (A) to pick up the knife which is possibly evidence to a murder, yet you took it and cleaned it regardless. Low-key, man.

What next?:

A) Continue your adventure the way you were going before you investigated the boat

B) Follow the trail of blood

C) Stab yourself in the chest with that knife
justrec
about 9 years

Satan says


justrec says


satan says

You chose (C) This is going to be amazing. I can't wait to be low-key.

Nice one, dude. You are the epitome of low-key right now. You are in for a treat my friend. How do you proceed?

A) Apply bug spray

B) Drink some water

C) Read Lil' Wayne's 62 volume memoir about his low-key adventures in the forest


B


You chose (B) to drink some water.

Nice! You are well on your way to a truly low-key adventure.

Do you:

A) Drink water from a nearby stream

B) Drink from your aluminum water bottle

C) Drink from your plastic disposable water bottle



Why make this harder than Helba's? :((

I choose C
roadman
about 9 years

Satan says


roadman says

Call me Loki, the low-key forest strider.


you are standing in front of a forest, contemplating whether or not you will have a good time. do you think:

A) Golly gee, I hope I have an enjoyable and low-key experience/adventure in this forest.

B) Let's get on with it, I bet I won't have a good enjoyable low-key time because forests are full of terrible things like bears, deer, and squirrels.

C) I am an idiot who enjoys danger and will get myself into trouble.


I choose C).
Helba
about 9 years
Again, I'm a sucker for free stuff. A.
Satan
about 9 years

Helba says

The boat's chill angle to ground and smooth yet slightly worn paint job entice me. I choose (A), to investigate the boat.


You chose (A) to investigate the boat.

You find what appears to be a knife in a puddle of blood. This is clearly not the low-key adventure you were looking for.

Do you:

A) Pick up the possible murder weapon/evidence and clean it and place it in your pack

B) Leave the knife and the boat and continue on your adventure

C) Call 911 and report the crime scene
Helba
about 9 years
The boat's chill angle to ground and smooth yet slightly worn paint job entice me. I choose (A), to investigate the boat.
Satan
about 9 years

Helba says

A. Any boat which hangs out in the forest is probably pretty down to earth.


You chose (A) to think to yourself, I agree that boat is really low-key.

Do you:

A) Investigate the boat

B) Continue on your adventures
Helba
about 9 years
A. Any boat which hangs out in the forest is probably pretty down to earth.
Satan
about 9 years

Helba says

I can save balloon fun for later. I have an adventure to attend to. B.


You chose (B) to continue on your adventure. Very low-key. Very cool.

You stumble across a boat. It's very low-key looking.



Do you:

A) Think to yourself, I agree that boat is really low-key

B) Grumble to yourself, that boat looks pretty high maintenance to me

C) Ignore the beautiful low-key boat and continue on your low-key adventure
Helba
about 9 years
I can save balloon fun for later. I have an adventure to attend to. B.
Satan
about 9 years

Helba says

I've never been one to pass on free stuff. These balloons are cool, they remind me of my childhood. A.


You chose (A) to keep one of these oddly shaped deflated balloons.

Do you:

A) Continue on your adventure

B) Continue on your adventure

C) Sit down and try and blow up these deflated balloons
Helba
about 9 years
I've never been one to pass on free stuff. These balloons are cool, they remind me of my childhood. A.
Satan
about 9 years

Helba says

I'd better not get ahead of myself. B.


You chose (B) to stop and look for cool things on the ground.

You find what look like deflated balloons on the floor. Filthy litterbugs.



Do you:

A) pick one up and keep it for later?

B) Leave them and continue your stroll in the forest
Helba
about 9 years
I'd better not get ahead of myself. B.
Satan
about 9 years

Helba says

D. I'm ready to get things sort of started, but not too much


You chose (D) to continue on your low-key adventure into the forest.

Do you:

A) Continue your stroll in the forest

B) Stop and look for cool things on the ground
Helba
about 9 years
D. I'm ready to get things sort of started, but not too much