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stupid stuff you did as a noob

over 9 years

this one time i was maf in classic, and my partner died

then the cop said i was maf and when they all voted me i said

"why do you suddenly say that for no reason? i think you're maf"

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Also once I claimed cop, and outed a report d1, but it had no n1 actions on
over 9 years
I think I'm still a noob ._.
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I fos'd my partner, who had claimed cop with an inno on me and had a cc with a guilty on me. I got so much crap from my partner in game over I didn't bus again for more than a month.
over 9 years
yeah it was funny as hell, and WizardofAus+WizardofAnus games were hilarious aswell, untill some got salty and reported it to the mods who forced them to change avi :(
over 9 years

Edark says

I remember a game when I played with Dancingdogs and Dancingdodo and cop said he had a guilty on Dancingdodo and everyone accidently voted Dancingdogs, only the maf voted the right person lmao


this seems familiar to me as well
over 9 years
I remember a game when I played with Dancingdogs and Dancingdodo and cop said he had a guilty on Dancingdodo and everyone accidently voted Dancingdogs, only the maf voted the right person lmao
over 9 years
i used to out my roles at daystart, so i claimed bodyguard and people would be like "y did u out NOOB"
over 9 years
i didnt know what lynch meant and then complained when i got lynched
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I was maf and I thought cc'ing was stupid/unfair and it was ruining the game, I started ranting on about it in the game and refusing to cc anything and yeahhhh I got lynched.
over 9 years
i was playing sitd and during my very first lights out day i didn't know you couldn't see other people's votes and ended up vegging, simultaneously being an utter idiot in the chat
over 9 years
ive done some stupid stuff too.

-- once i was playing on a new alt. dinokiller was playing on pranay7744. entire game i thought i was pranay7744. i constantly got confused when people talked about my alt. when people fosd pranay7744, i defended it. at the end of the day, i ended up voting some other guy when i had hammer on pranay7744. i was maf and could have won.
over 9 years
1. When I first joined i always needed a tab open to the wiki and somehow on one page it said that the vanilla blue could be referred to as the "nilla," though I think the page meant that was it's old nickname or something. At any rate, I was asked to tell my role and I, of course, an honest citizen of the town, claimed "nilla" since they wouldnt accept my answer of "villager." (Like, why did they want me to be more specific than villager...that's what it says on the tab!) At any rate, I was lynched and reported for GT and all that jazz. :o(

2. In cry n spy, I accidentally claimed spy to the entire village instead of just my maf partner. This basically cleared me though in their eyes and I won. They thought it was wifom. O: One of my best memories:]

3. I thought a "hooker" was some kind of medieval knight until they updated the icons. That's what the old icon looked like to me because it had this head thingy (it was actually hair) and yeah. EM is where I learned a lot of things needless to say...
over 9 years

Tomoe says

One time because my partner accidentally made a typo I nk'd into mislynch 5 way when I should have killed into 4way mylo and then nk'd for meteor


I've done that once before cuz I can't count
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Least Im not as bad as you
over 9 years
I'm aware, I'm referring to what you played as a noob
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animegayboy69 says


Sachy says

Minesweeper all day everyday.


don't you mean "Partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy all day every day"?


When I was a noob. Pretty sure only cult existed. So it was minesweeper then shot in the dark then party
over 9 years

Sachy says

Minesweeper all day everyday.


don't you mean "Partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy all day every day"?
over 9 years
Hmm this is gonna be a long list.

1. Maf: I cced cop and innoed my cc...
2. Maf: 7 people left. 3 mafs, 4 towns. I was gunned. I shot my maf partner... Sad thing is this happened on multiple occasions
3. Maf: Fabbed my own partner
4. Maf: Claimed lightkeeper when there was no lightkeeper
5. Maf: CCed a santa clear
6. Maf: Claimed orc when all orcs were revealed

This is just some of the things...
over 9 years
whats up endorphins. where have you been?
over 9 years

Winningduh says

One time i contacted my nilla and told him I was "spy and winningduh" and my contact button wasnt red


lmao
over 9 years
I was never a noob.
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One time because my partner accidentally made a typo I nk'd into mislynch 5 way when I should have killed into 4way mylo and then nk'd for meteor
over 9 years
One time i contacted my nilla and told him I was "spy and winningduh" and my contact button wasnt red
over 9 years
guys this is asking about when you were a noob, not a newb.
over 9 years

Nahrven2 says

https://epicmafia.com/game/3371147/review


i used to do this all the time in sandbox