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stupid stuff you did as a noob

over 9 years

this one time i was maf in classic, and my partner died

then the cop said i was maf and when they all voted me i said

"why do you suddenly say that for no reason? i think you're maf"

over 9 years

SystemOverload says

Vegged as yak because I didn't know that I had to hit 'no one' not to veg.


People have the same problem with illusionist. They still don't learn
over 9 years
Vegged as yak because I didn't know that I had to hit 'no one' not to veg.
over 9 years

kiara says

i was like wut cult is this


lmao
over 9 years
i was never a noob jk

1) checked cc

2) i unknowingly joined an anon setup and frreaked out when all our avis changed to mario and i was like wut cult is this so I suied.

3) miscounted with kicks and told my partner to vote cos "gg we win" but we didn't ofc
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Minesweeper all day everyday.
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over 9 years
Hah, I almost forgot, but I also yakked my kill target.
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i miss playing slasher. i used to out my partners on there all the time when they bussed me, lmao
over 9 years
I was new, and I absolutely didn't understand anything, and I saw people repeatedly say "any cc". And once when I had nothing to say, I said "any cc" and they said, "ccs to what"? :D I said "any cc" even though no one was claiming. :D I had no idea what that meant so...
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um i investigated my cc and then kicked in 3 way as the only person voting then i denied kicking

thats really it, after that i read the wiki and i was never the same
over 9 years
Well, this is the second account I made cause the first one had bad stats with like 30/40 games.

One of my noob stories would be shooting my partner in mutli when cop had an inno on a blue and GS was alive (aka Auto if I shot a 'blue') and my partner was trying to tell me to shoot a PR but I thought It would be a good idea to shoot the scummiest blue'.

Other times include letting cop go uncced and ... idk.

I have also claimed a role that wasn't even in that multi setup (not when I was a noob) but I got away with it :0
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Signed up for epicmafia.com
over 9 years
I remember when I tried to roleswap with my inno in classic in one of my first games. Not the smartest idea.
over 9 years

lolwot says

How do you speedgame 9 games in 1.5hrs. Sounds a bit exaggerated~ :^)

Perhaps it was more like 5 hours?


I've speed gamed cry n spy continuously. I've done 8-9 hearts in an hour twice.
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turn my computer screen off and leave upon rolling mafia in Classic Mafia.
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i was told to cc cop then i did but i had no reports because I was hooked xD it was classic too
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Also once I guised and killed different people, in loudmouth guiser game, then town gave me a chance, and few days alter I did the same mistake again xD.
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When I was a noob I claimed cop as blue to protect cop, but cop didn't get it was roleswap, then town lynched actuall cop instead of me then I got reported

https://epicmafia.com/report/105130
over 9 years
Shooting as vig in FT3 just to mess with people playing the worst setup on the site.

O wait I'd still do that.
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i remember when reverse became a thing in training lobby it just BLEW UP
over 9 years

carolineeee says


jackattack123 says

I vaguely remember way back playing fool training, rolling fool, and just being an absolute a-hole so i'd get lynched


FT3 raging when vig shot n1


same in reverse
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jackattack123 says

I vaguely remember way back playing fool training, rolling fool, and just being an absolute a-hole so i'd get lynched


FT3 raging when vig shot n1
over 9 years
I vaguely remember way back playing fool training, rolling fool, and just being an absolute a-hole so i'd get lynched
over 9 years
I joined a few ranked games and just exited out of the site thinking nothing of it before I caught on that it was a bad idea.
over 9 years
once i jokingly told my mafia partner i accidentally hooked him and we wouldn't be able to kill tonight. The next day he started insulting me and swearing at me and outed me as his partner then suicided and the game got unranked.

just thought it was funny and i should share that with yall