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I wish you much success. This twitter page seems more successful than the last but is no less amusing.
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I thought I saw my cat mating with himself but it turned out he was just doing regular maintenance on his nether regions.
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I tremble and weep, I am sore afraid for what days may come to pass.
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I dreamed about a lion but it turned out my cat was just mauling my face :(
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YESSSSSSSSSS I shall soon be eviscerated by one of these beasts. And then everyone gets what's coming to them, especially me.
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APRIL FOOLS It's actually DACHORANDOOOOOO
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I've ridden camels, horses, ponies, cows, and briefly considered an ostrich. There's a place nearby called DACHOLANDOOOO where you can do it.
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I expect you could feed a lot of it to elephants instead. They'll soon be extinct and PRESTO! No evidence!
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APRIL FOOLS I have nothing to live up to.
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DAMMIT. Now my reputation is ruined :(
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YOU GOT ME I WAS FOOLED
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In what kind? Money? Time? Elephants?!
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Two things:
1. I have ridden on an elephant.
2. I am pretty sure I waste more time than you.

A challenge!
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DOUBLE APRIL FOOLS Seriously, I'll just leave it here. I hope you become famous someday.
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APRIL FOOLS
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This is sensible advice--in the future I will just leave my questions here instead of trying to work it out on my own.
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APRIL FOOLS No one is capable of more sloth than I.
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Okay, well, I'm not sleeping either, considering it's 4:30 in the afternoon.
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APRIL FOOLS Clearly at one time I had to accept their offers of tribute.
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How do we get rid of the 660-odd other people? I woke up one day and they were there.