Edgeworth: OBJECTION! This man is CLEARLY scum! PW:OBJECTION! Your scumtells are fake! E:W-WHAT? crowd murmur Judge:slam! slam! slam! Order in the court! E: He's guilty! Maya: What? Of course Nick isn't the lawyer! Me? Stalker? Ha ha... Maya whispers to PhoenixWright: He's on to us, kill him tonight. J: nods I agree. I have no evidence to support this claim but I declare Wheninrome to be GUI- ?:WAIT!! J:What? PW: What? Teenager: Anyone here order a cheese pizza? Random crowd member: Oh, that's me! The judge said "order in the court" and I was hungry so..." J:-LTY! I sentence him to immediate lynching! Me:NOOOO! OBJECTION! PW: Uhhh...wait! insert crazy theory here Judge:Screw you Phoenix, I'm only gay for Edgeworth! E:Yay! Me:dead PW:...Shit.

Proof of my epicness (I got town to lynch irritating townie by saying she gave me a grape Popsicle): http://www.epicmafia.com/game/858906 (broken thanks to EM 3)

I policy lynch lurkers and trolls in ranked. Cheaters are OK, just keep it in troll territory (unranked).