LesbianPirate

always looking for another laugh
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ill kill your dad


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cowboy, ICouldBeYourDad

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anonymousover 6 years
I will never forget the days on the farm with the people that changed my life and showed me how to suck a smelly golf balls through chrome pipes . Gunnar, Bjørn, Дpyг, my heart goes out to you. Hope you guys get out of prison soon.
gunnar, bjørn, and Дpyг were all good men and were wrongfully imprisoned
anonymousalmost 7 years
You have my respect, Lesbian. When I'm done, half of the gays will still be alive. I hope they remember you.
thank you for your generosity
anonymousalmost 7 years
can u congratulate me on winning gold ty https://epicmafia.com/user/705637
congratulations
almost 7 years
tyga is mine
you can have him. his music sucks and i just wanted his seed
anonymousalmost 7 years
HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD FARTS. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD FARTS AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD FARTERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
thank you for this blessing

Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20He's Batman
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 25Explosion!
2 / 30Oxyclean
almost 6 years
Did you just address me in a third person?
almost 6 years
Ok anyways
almost 6 years
when i poop an hour from my now, i will name it Sam

i promise to take pictures
almost 6 years
You are a clam locked in a minimum security prison. Your goal is to turn the prison into a maximum security prison by becoming its first security guard and proceeding to do a remarkable job. But you are a clam. This goal is much too lofty for you. Your new goal is to create your own tiny prisons and trap any little guys who try to pick on ya in 'em. You will succeed.
almost 6 years
whats Tilikum doing on here
almost 6 years
<3 I'm glad I'm getting to know you all over again ^^
almost 6 years
We were successful too dammit!!
almost 6 years
i peed out my tampon
almost 6 years
you will always look like
bsms hairy leg to me
almost 6 years
I know a bunch of mods got nice comments but that doesn't make it any less genuine to me ty so much friend <3 it means a lot
deletedalmost 6 years
omg thank u i’m blushing ... ur wonderful and i appreciate u sm
almost 6 years
awww omg i love you so much thank you for being an amazing friend and never change you are the best.
almost 6 years
hi ok i hate being positive but ugh......queen? thanks for being a good friend and always having my back. love u lots!
almost 6 years
i want tasteful nudes.... do you know where i can find any?
almost 6 years
You: "wanna join us in family feud"

Me: Awoooooooooooooo i'd love to
almost 6 years
you are so kind and cool and chill and i hope we can get to know each other better soon :)
love the aesthetic so cute
almost 6 years
lets follow in yoshis hoofsteps and commit tax fraud ?????????? im gonna buy us so many robux baby
almost 6 years
*begins to bake a hotdog*
almost 6 years
WEEE I LOVE YOU
almost 6 years
I was DESTINED to become a Kardashian! I bring to you PROOOOOOOF!