Epicmafia

LesbianPirate

always looking for another laugh

married to

stinky

part of

The Kardashians

family

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ill kill your dad

jaesti, cowboy

cowboy, ICouldBeYourDad

BennyWinter, stinky

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Friends (209)

Questions

anonymousabout 6 years

nice song

thanks she is groovy

anonymousabout 6 years

u tried to be edgy and "derpy" but these 30 seconds were overall a display of your epicmafia life, you're nothing but a burden to this community, you try to be a meme but you fail. just quit. go to settings -> close account -> "Delete this account!"

i love retract

anonymousover 6 years

Are you a butt pirate?

i always have booty on my mind

mssbooklover

over 6 years

good morning

where is my breakfast

stinky

over 6 years

how does it feel like to be poor

i find good deals at the salvation army

Achievements

20 / 20

Cop

Super Sleuth!

20 / 20

Gunsmith

He's Batman

20 / 20

Mafia

I'm Miller, I Swear!

10 / 25

Bomb

Explosion!

2 / 30

Janitor

Oxyclean

Created Setups

Setup 1514670

lesbians and pirates

leb

over 5 years

Did you just address me in a third person?

leb

over 5 years

Ok anyways

syd

over 5 years

when i poop an hour from my now, i will name it Sam

i promise to take pictures

Saltbearer

over 5 years

You are a clam locked in a minimum security prison. Your goal is to turn the prison into a maximum security prison by becoming its first security guard and proceeding to do a remarkable job. But you are a clam. This goal is much too lofty for you. Your new goal is to create your own tiny prisons and trap any little guys who try to pick on ya in 'em. You will succeed.