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DO U EVER JUST WANNA MCFUCKIN DIE BRUH??

Gabh mo ghaol, gabh mo thìr

Gabh mi far nach urrainn dhomh seasamh

’S coma leam, tha mi saor fhathast

Chan urrainn dhuibh an speur bhuam a gabhail

~~~~~~~~cheeky feature section~~~~~~~~

my beautiful wife mitra sang the most legendary song to exist and i love it u should listen

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVrSr6wFFf

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Questions

deletedabout 6 years

slorp

hi baby u look beautiful : )

anonymousabout 6 years

ur dad lesibian

u didnt need to frikin own me like that,,,,unexpectedly,,,,,out of the blue,,,,,,, ur mum gay is not even a sufficient answer >scree

deletedover 6 years

slorp my knorp

lIKE KORN ON THE KORB LAY IN WIT ME AND DO UR JOB

over 6 years

leave ur silly doggy family so u can join ur real epicmafia dot com family aka cybercuck crew

invite me then thot

over 6 years

how do i summon my ancestors and use their powers to murder the dumb bitch answering this question and will never get my beautiful pepsi ever??? just curious & asking 4 a friend

u have to use the secret family pepsi recipe to do the murderings friendo,,,,,,

Achievements

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Super Sleuth!

10 / 25

Explosion!

8 / 20

He's Batman

7 / 20

I'm Miller, I Swear!

4 / 15

New Sheriff in Town

deletedabout 6 years

marry me, baby

about 6 years

i lorv slorp

about 6 years

#slorpisthebestregardless

about 6 years

tag urself i'm the chocolate egg in slorp's usb port

about 6 years

#lovenewslorpbestslorp

about 6 years

slorp slorp a communist? #NOTMYSLORP

somethingwhatever

about 6 years

love the new look x

about 6 years

hi i would just like to let u know that i lorv u and being ur wife is the best thing ever

about 6 years

baybee do u like my new avi

about 6 years

u are so adorable omg

luaidh mo chèile ♡

about 6 years

friendly reminder that i lorv u

about 6 years

i lorv u lots

about 6 years

woof woof cute doggo haha yes u are yes u are woof

about 6 years

slorp bby luv me

over 6 years

oh +k didnt kno i didnt do it before rip

over 6 years

imagine being slorp in 2018

over 6 years

slorp for president 2020

over 6 years

i'm sick of your broken promises!!!!

over 6 years

dog fuker tbh

over 6 years

Apparently I haven't +k you on this account. Enjoy.