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What to say to dem fine fellas and stellas by ya gurl salisburysteak

  • "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

  • "I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes"

  • "Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night."

  • "If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable."

  • "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

  • "Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print."

  • "Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u."

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