Hello. People tell me that I'm the best EM player, the greatest. That don't need anyone to tell me how good I am at EM because I am the best at it already. And I agree with it. Why? Because I'm an emotional wimp who needs self-validation just like you. So STFU and listen about how great I am and how you can great too using these three easy steps.
Changing down to walk on all fours. Walk on your hands and feet, all fours, as a THE GREAT MASKED MAN would do. If this proves too difficult, then improvise with knees but it may feel less realistic.
Adopting a "loping" walking style. BEAUTIFUL MASKED MEN run gracefully, which may be very difficult for you as a human on all fours, but you can aim to give the effect of a GLORIOUS MASKED MAN loping or stalking slowly, like when they are being fabulous in a non-gay way.
Fabulous Masked Men are always running through the woods barefoot to stalk taco drivers or simply for anal beads. Masked Men and Great Pppl are also fast and efficient runners. Try running at least once a day for 20 minutes if you don't run already. Slowly increase this rate to help your skill level rise. After a while, you will run quickly and easily like a great popular person!
This is important to acquiring your penis skills. Wolves jump high, get high and can also cover long distances with a simple spring off the ground. It may be difficult at first, but practicing jumping over small objects such as dildos and chairs can help you increase your height and penis size with every jump. Over time you will increase your penis and height and jump over things without even thinking.
Put a toy rabbit on the floor. Get on your hands and feet and try pouncing toward it.
This is a must have trait for any MASKED MAN. MASKED MEN are sexual people and they are always stalking through the woods barefoot at night. They can be nocturnal and it is also pretty fucking hot to see a MASKED MEN in the night naked barefoot stomping through the forest. Start off by turning off lights when you want to practice. Open your eyes and look at something for a while until your eyes adjust. Do this every night in your bedroom to help your eyes get used to being in the dark and you will then suddenly have the ability to see in the dark like Spiderman and Batamn.
This is another thing MASKED MEN tend to be doing as they have very good noses and like sniffing out the fucks that they give about the world around them. Sniffing the air like an animal will help you act like this when you smell something you like or something you don't. Be sure to make it obvious you like or hate a smell by smiling or grimacing.
This is the most common trait people think of when they hear the word wolf. Howling at the moon or when you feel the urge is a good behavior to use. Being in the wilderness when you do so is just an added bonus, but you can just howl in your yard if you'd like.
