Linke

Noavis gather, and now my watch begins.
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Accredited Reverse Mafia Player

"Once Noavi, always Noavi."

"All mods are bastards in their fathers' eyes."

"GT once, shame on you. GT twice, shame on me."

"We should therefore claim, in the name of tolerance, the right not to tolerate the intolerant!"

"Here at Random.org, we do the scumhunting for you, and take the "Mafia" out of "EpicMafia."

"The only thing more optimal than playing EpicMafia optimally is not playing EpicMafia at all."

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Book of EpicMafia


ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ I'M LINKE FAN ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ

Jimmaster, 2017


  • After much deliberation, I have been forced to concede that some select setups on EpicMafia are in fact skill based.
  • Proud supporter of Bob's plight against Epicmafia.
  • Cleanser of Noavi Scum.
  • Mildly average at Epicmafia at the best of times.
  • Best win streak is 16 and highest ranking is 1501.
  • Worst loss streak is 11 and best suicide streak is 8 xo.

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Stickers

Questions

anonymousabout 6 years
Are you coming back?
Sadly no, but my alt TheConspiracy has recently been unbanned instead :D
anonymousalmost 7 years
+k guess who I am CLUE= >:( --> :) --> :D
idk ):
anonymousalmost 7 years
Currently hacking
haha jokes on you im a bot
anonymousalmost 7 years
░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Epicmafia Il███████████████████] /▌ Copy and Paste this all over Epicmafia ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ / \
░░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Bob is building an army. ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ☻/ This tank & Bob are against Epicmafia Il███████████████████] /▌ Copy and Paste this all over Epicmafia ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ / \
anonymousabout 7 years
stalk
o: justa <3

Achievements

15 / 20Clint Eastwood
10 / 25Eye of the Beholder
10 / 15New Sheriff in Town
9 / 30Oxyclean
7 / 20Do No Harm
over 5 years
owo
over 5 years
ima linke fan +k
over 5 years
cheer up =)
over 5 years
Crouch end cat sitter
over 5 years
Ut oh, you landed on Park Place. That'll be $5350.
[Checks money]
[Becomes bankrupted]
over 5 years
hi dad <3.
over 5 years
can i interest you in noavi?
over 5 years
can you give me tokens if i give you a hug hehehhe
over 5 years
good news you want me
over 5 years
good news many want you
bad news you dont want many
over 5 years
3some? with who?
almost 6 years
+k for carmen
almost 6 years
te amo <3
almost 6 years
Can we be friends? Me neither
almost 6 years
hey no you're pretty
almost 6 years
LET ME BE YOUR 300th FRIEND
almost 6 years
i'm free everyday
almost 6 years
i had to use google translate for that but we're gonna meet and get married one day, pick the date and i'll work around it
almost 6 years
nice job as jailur swedish dude
about 6 years
hi linke