anonymousalmost 8 years
$300k a year job & once you stop working this job you'll only get paid $20,000 a year for the rest of your life. Walking down the street, to work there is a dog drowning in a canal. If you're late again, you're fired. Do you save the dogs life?
no worries ...ill transform myself and unleash my superpowers and then save the dogs life first and use my teleport power to get back into the office :) <3