Dezea heard rumors among the village that some wanted him lynched, he knew he had to think of something fast. Alas he found inspiration, he knew the queen liked stories. Unsure of his ability to write at first, he soon had a fully written story so full of flattery for his perfect beloved queen, he was confident that this would finally win her approval. So he went to castle, story in hand, ready to win back the delightfuly sweet queen. Seconds turned into minutes and minutes into hours as the gracefull queen read through the excellent story. The incredible and spectacular queen was silent, Dezea couldn't tell what the wondrously splendid queen thought of his story and started to panic. After what seemed like years the intelligent and gorgeous queen looked up and said: "This only has 20 compliments."
In a far away land there was a lovely and mighty queen, whom everyone cherished. One day, the court jester Dezea, thought to try to entertain the beautiful queen with his amazing talent for juggling. Later that evening, Dezea was tossed out of the castle. Heart broked, he thought of ways to regain the beautiful and wise queens favor. At last it came to him that he could use his musical ability and play the harp and harmonica at the same time. That same night Dezea went to the wonderful queens window, harp in hand, ready to impress. The kind and wise queen was appalled and had Dezea stripped of his title and cast out onto the street. Dezea, broken and stumped, brainstormed ways to regain the wonderful and kind-hearted queens favor. The villagers ridiculed him with names such as "fool" and "troll", but they only strengthened his resolve. The idea of poetry came to his mind, but he decided he wouldn't test his luck.
I am the greatest sailor known to man and wolf. My name is screamed from the mutes that live in the mountains. My footsteps are priceless, and are sought after by collectors. I have lynched more mafia in one game, than any other player has done in their career. I could swim the ocean, handcuffed and blind folded. I once let a blind man see my face, and he instantly recognized whom I was, even though we had never met. I've had mafia claim to me, just so that they'd be spared a day. I am Troll, and I am in this game.
