It was a beautiful morning, unlike any other as 1989 was coming to an end. The sun was glowing over the mountains like a painting, the frost on the amber grass gave the promise of snow - and as unusual as this was in the 'Ville - snow was billowing from the clouds in large pellets the morning a peculiar baby boy was brought into this world.

22 years later and that awesome boy has turned into an EPIC gnome tamer. As leader of the Garden Gnome Army International - York spends most of his days traveling, occasionally strumming chords to his guitar to lure in his beloved creatures. He is also a puppywhisperer. Currently, you can find the boy in places between Baltimore and Nashville, wherever it is that his doofy looking Wizard rests his tired eyes. The two share a world of their own, just beyond the furthest black hole, filled with Pufferbelly stars and plenty of green Lightsabers.

In his spare time, Tyork enjoys rolling around, being destructive with Lord Pey and Mastermind Baz, always saving PRINCESS PENNY, dancing, bubble baths, watching the sunrise, 20+ hour plane rides, the Clap-and-Shimmy, Usher Raymond, being Lover (always fallin' for Alexandorin), always getting guns and of course, kissing, hand holdings, * * *-speak and rrrrrrr.

ALEXANDORIN IS THE MARSH TO MY MALLOW, THE MAC TO MY CHEESE, MY REASON FOR LIVING (No, really. Without him I wouldn't eat. Best Sandwich Chef in the Universe) MAF PRO PARTNER EXTRAORDINAIRE AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S SEEN ME NAKED :x You can look but don't touch. Be nice to him or you'll see the Dark Side of all of Saturn's moons. +k him because he's often on the negative side of things and who knows why? He's wonderful. Legit.

on an unrelated note: i don't really mind if you feel the need to have to -k me but if you are going to neg, at least have the guts to leave a comment explaining why! i can usually accept/admit to when i am being a jerk in mafia games. i apologize in advance.