Decel

Send. Me. The best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought will now end with me.
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I like video games, acting flirty, a few sexual jokes here and there and booze. My face is decent enough to show to the public outside irl. I used to have penguins here but the links expired and I'm too lazy to do anything else cool or pretty. I'm usually friendly unless I'm drunk. I should honestly make an alt account for when I'm drunk but again, too lazy. I'm bored of most epicmafia setups after playing them hundreds of times and I'm too uncommitted for getting into ranked, so I mostly just come here when I have nothing else to do and I want to talk to people.

You should leave comments about my music choices.

Friends (455)

Questions

anonymousover 8 years
Why is your dick so long?
Constant stimulation for further growth.
over 8 years
Will you marry me?
No, you were just high
over 8 years
Would you rather be attacked by 50 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
One horse sized duck. I'll go for it's long neck. 50 duck sized horses is a lot of biting.
almost 9 years
shirage is your wife
waifu for laifu with a knaifu
anonymousalmost 9 years
Still dating Vani?
Been a very long time since I've talked to her.

Achievements

20 / 20Clint Eastwood
10 / 10Death Row
6 / 20Super Sleuth!
3 / 25Eye of the Beholder
2 / 20He's Batman
deletedover 9 years
+K because Spirited Away was awesome
over 9 years
And I just can't stop loving your profile.
over 9 years
em.... royalty?? i'm not so sure about that, but what i am sure about is that i was bobbing my head to that song for the rest of the day yesterday and i probably will now for the remainder of the evening!
over 9 years
yesss mystery skulls rock
over 9 years
+K because you were the hottest jailed I ever had :3
deletedover 9 years
have a +K from me to u ˙ ͜ʟ˙
deletedover 9 years
that picture 1920 sent me...... plz I'm dying.
over 9 years
+K to 47!
over 9 years
+k to 14
deletedalmost 10 years
+k to 12 !!!
deletedalmost 10 years
you have 11 karma now, you're welcome
deletedalmost 10 years
♪(┌・。・)┌ HI
almost 10 years
+K because you're one of the cooler people on this site (HOW HAD I NOT K'D YOU BEFORE!?)
deletedalmost 10 years
i never +k'd you so there
about 10 years
+K FOR WEEABOO
deletedover 10 years
Thanks for being nice (:
over 10 years
I don't need any of your presents, stay away from me >.>