Decel

Send. Me. The best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought will now end with me.
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I like video games, acting flirty, a few sexual jokes here and there and booze. My face is decent enough to show to the public outside irl. I used to have penguins here but the links expired and I'm too lazy to do anything else cool or pretty. I'm usually friendly unless I'm drunk. I should honestly make an alt account for when I'm drunk but again, too lazy. I'm bored of most epicmafia setups after playing them hundreds of times and I'm too uncommitted for getting into ranked, so I mostly just come here when I have nothing else to do and I want to talk to people.

You should leave comments about my music choices.

Questions

anonymousalmost 9 years
Why is your dick so long?
Constant stimulation for further growth.
almost 9 years
Will you marry me?
No, you were just high
almost 9 years
Would you rather be attacked by 50 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
One horse sized duck. I'll go for it's long neck. 50 duck sized horses is a lot of biting.
about 9 years
shirage is your wife
waifu for laifu with a knaifu
anonymousabout 9 years
Still dating Vani?
Been a very long time since I've talked to her.

Achievements

20 / 20Clint Eastwood
10 / 10Death Row
6 / 20Super Sleuth!
3 / 25Eye of the Beholder
2 / 20He's Batman
over 9 years
If I could write you a song to make you fall in doves I would already have you right. Under some doves
over 9 years
This is a comment, please leave your message after the comment
over 9 years
If nine people get into a car and one person leaves how many people dislike cilantro?
over 9 years
Ravioli ravioli give me the formuluoli
over 9 years
thank you! you get the honor of my first comment
over 9 years
hi hi hi hi hi
over 9 years
Decel decel decel decel decel
over 9 years
wow >.>
over 9 years
imy and ur still lame
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+k and I hop into ur pocket :3
deletedover 9 years
No;;;;;;
deletedover 9 years
Your profile has changed so much so suddenly. :o
deletedover 9 years
Such a good show
deletedover 9 years
*gasp* How did you know I liked red underwear?
deletedover 9 years
Strips Decel
over 9 years
+k cuz I was wrong :)
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deccy
over 9 years
bae <3
over 9 years
Meow =3
deletedover 9 years
:/ we missed out on a three way though