Decel

Send. Me. The best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought will now end with me.
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I like video games, acting flirty, a few sexual jokes here and there and booze. My face is decent enough to show to the public outside irl. I used to have penguins here but the links expired and I'm too lazy to do anything else cool or pretty. I'm usually friendly unless I'm drunk. I should honestly make an alt account for when I'm drunk but again, too lazy. I'm bored of most epicmafia setups after playing them hundreds of times and I'm too uncommitted for getting into ranked, so I mostly just come here when I have nothing else to do and I want to talk to people.

You should leave comments about my music choices.

Friends (455)

Questions

over 8 years
would you prefer an orgy that lasts only one night? or a harem that lasts a year?
I'm pretty sure I could make an orgy happen with my harem. Even if I had to teach the harem how to act to attract more dicks for use.
deletedover 8 years
Dr. Pepper or Coke?
Probably gonna be coke!
anonymousover 8 years
DECEL BBY <3 <3
Anon baybeee!
over 8 years
i like penguins bro. but ducks>penguins. am i right?
Quack
anonymousover 8 years
Why are there SO MANY PENGUINS?
Because they're cute and I didn't know what else to put. WHY ARE YOU ALL ANONYMOUS?!

Achievements

20 / 20Clint Eastwood
10 / 10Death Row
6 / 20Super Sleuth!
3 / 25Eye of the Beholder
2 / 20He's Batman
almost 9 years
+K for accepting both trivia and sea cucumber anuses into your heart. =D
almost 9 years
d e c e l
almost 9 years
+K for getting the riddle right!
almost 9 years
deletedabout 9 years
leave your lame-o family and join mine.
about 9 years
You're not allowed to ditch me for shirage. I forbid it ;3
about 9 years
hey...
deletedabout 9 years
so... when r u gonna ditch Winterz for me fufufufu
deletedabout 9 years
-stalks you again-
deletedabout 9 years
psh, no fun....
deletedabout 9 years
I'll Corrupt your Champion ;)
about 9 years
+k to 35!
deletedabout 9 years
stop waving around your dong, lame-o.
deletedabout 9 years
I'm gonna beat you up
deletedabout 9 years
+k for nice dong
deletedabout 9 years
+k for daddy :3
about 9 years
i forgot ^-^'
about 9 years
MY MAN DECEL
about 9 years
pssst.... hey Decal guess what?
about 9 years
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