Decel

Send. Me. The best you've got. Send me your strongest machines. The fight my brother fought will now end with me.
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I like video games, acting flirty, a few sexual jokes here and there and booze. My face is decent enough to show to the public outside irl. I used to have penguins here but the links expired and I'm too lazy to do anything else cool or pretty. I'm usually friendly unless I'm drunk. I should honestly make an alt account for when I'm drunk but again, too lazy. I'm bored of most epicmafia setups after playing them hundreds of times and I'm too uncommitted for getting into ranked, so I mostly just come here when I have nothing else to do and I want to talk to people.

You should leave comments about my music choices.

Questions

anonymousover 8 years
Why is your dick so long?
Constant stimulation for further growth.
over 8 years
Will you marry me?
No, you were just high
over 8 years
Would you rather be attacked by 50 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
One horse sized duck. I'll go for it's long neck. 50 duck sized horses is a lot of biting.
almost 9 years
shirage is your wife
waifu for laifu with a knaifu
anonymousabout 9 years
Still dating Vani?
Been a very long time since I've talked to her.

Achievements

20 / 20Clint Eastwood
10 / 10Death Row
6 / 20Super Sleuth!
3 / 25Eye of the Beholder
2 / 20He's Batman
almost 9 years
+K for accepting both trivia and sea cucumber anuses into your heart. =D
almost 9 years
d e c e l
about 9 years
+K for getting the riddle right!
about 9 years
deletedabout 9 years
leave your lame-o family and join mine.
about 9 years
You're not allowed to ditch me for shirage. I forbid it ;3
about 9 years
hey...
deletedabout 9 years
so... when r u gonna ditch Winterz for me fufufufu
deletedabout 9 years
-stalks you again-
deletedabout 9 years
psh, no fun....
deletedabout 9 years
I'll Corrupt your Champion ;)
about 9 years
+k to 35!
deletedabout 9 years
stop waving around your dong, lame-o.
deletedabout 9 years
I'm gonna beat you up
deletedabout 9 years
+k for nice dong
deletedabout 9 years
+k for daddy :3
about 9 years
i forgot ^-^'
about 9 years
MY MAN DECEL
about 9 years
pssst.... hey Decal guess what?
about 9 years
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