This isn't my first account here. Not trying to lie or hide my stats, I simply forgot my password and email. Woops.

Job Titles:

Asshole Extraordinaire,

Professional Idiot,

World's Greatest Detective

Anyway, guess you came here to find out more about me. That's pretty cool. I'm 23 and a 2nd LT in the U.S. Army.

So when you really think about it, if you are in the United States you are paying for me to play EpicMafia with you. Just let that sink in.

Ask me questions, I like talking.