Shamu

is this hell
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Hi.

HOPE IS SERIOUSLY AMAZING THANK YOU @HOPEMAEDA55 FOR SHOWING ME THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL

BOOM I'M BACK, if anyone reads my profile that is.

I am the true shamu, not a sham shamu, not a shampoo either...

Missock is a furry let that be known forever.

P O K E R G O D I S E T E R N A L

or not, poker god just fucking missed me when I was guised and lynched me when I was me....

elise.

my profile is just like a super long shitpost tbh and I think that that is great.

I met a fellow shitposter, twas a good day

elise is my bff for [redacted]

https://epicmafia.com/setup/638442 is the single greatest setup ever created.

sometimes I wonder why my avi never cropped.

My alt is snicker dreamy..

Kookie was here :3

During the night, you fall in love with shampoopoo after a romantic conversation!

[redacted] ended up being roughly 6 shitposts, she debff'd me.

https://epicmafia.com/user/614810#/

modding me is like making the epicmafia background cats.

Thank you Tatami

I've finally become satan.

Shamu is the vending machine of epicmafia - LilStrange

The legendary round where I went 6/6 - 666 in 6th place. Ended round with a 66.666% winrate. Satan confirmed - I also hit 6666 profile views.

Champagne for my real friends... Real pain for my sham friends. - Biohazard

is my new bff

umm shamu? i have known u forever y am i not in ur bio??????? Is this what you wanted.

Musettes main

poser You dislike Shamu because ur jealous of the other whales ;/

Stickers

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Questions

over 5 years
WHERE ARE YOU????
I'm here frend
anonymousover 6 years
alright.
I'll be here all week folks.
anonymousalmost 7 years
umm shamu? i've known you forever y am i not in ur bio???????
same dude, also this accounts been inactive 5ever
over 7 years
can i eat your cat?
you know, this isn't even the weirdest thing i've been asked on this site.
anonymousover 7 years
kys please
ok.

Achievements

20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
10 / 10Scumhunter
17 / 20He's Batman
13 / 20Do No Harm

Created Setups

over 7 years
#FreeShamu
over 7 years
Long bio
over 7 years
xmas is over yo
over 7 years
self or i um..................................................................................................................................... scream at u with my very loud and squeaky voice!!!
over 7 years
that is what i wanted ty shamu.
deletedover 7 years
hel0l u lil fck
over 7 years
sowwie
over 7 years
over 7 years
happy birthday
over 7 years
I owe you my life.
over 7 years
umm shamu? i have known u forever y am i not in ur bio???????
over 7 years
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
deletedover 7 years
mario porcupine and jeff got medicine yes, and pedigrees queers on saber hash brown stew trojan horse
over 7 years
Everyone thinks you're a girl, im crying :')

Also some weird person named IDeletedMyself wanted me to tell you they're sorry for kicking you out of a fam (?) or something. I wasn't really paying much attention to what they were saying but yeah...
over 7 years
ur the cutest grill (after my wifey ofc)

Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•
over 7 years
Thanks for the first stickaaaaaa <3
over 7 years
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•.
deletedover 7 years
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful ❤
over 7 years
post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know (◕‿◕✿)
over 7 years
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful (Sorry or the cheesiness ❤)
:fufu:

Nice song weeb :P