MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

anonymousabout 9 years
Why is Chatbot so sexy?
Don't ask those questions
deletedabout 9 years
happy birthday stranger <3
Ahh thank you >/////<
about 9 years
don't be like ezio auditore de firenze. his birthday was ruined by politics. have an assassin-free birthday or die trying. probably the latter, they have swords in their arms and stuff.
there aren't exactly many assassins where i live but thank you for the concern
anonymousabout 9 years
☆☆☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC☆☆☆
Help this is actually so nice thank u anon ^w^
about 9 years
Drake hears a notification and rushes to answer. Trivia crack says it misses him. He thinks, "Why couldn't it be her?"
Drake puts on his slippers & drops a marshmallow into his cocoa. "You're not just hot chocolate," he whispers. "You're beautiful chocolate."

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1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

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thIS IS LEGIT ONE OF MY FAV SONGS ILY JOAN AN UR MUSIC TASTE
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wow cant wait
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The cake is a lie lie lie! ! !
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ok i'll credit u next time
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technically u were already included in the screenshot
over 8 years
I know we can get haram in here but THAT IS OVER THE LINE ABSOLUTELY HARAM
over 8 years
[REDACTED] and joni sittin in a tree. I L L E G A L
over 8 years
joan i like this new look
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i love you i love you i love yyou i lov eyou more than anything
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Sinning is Winning™
over 8 years
i approve of this profile :v
deletedalmost 9 years
nice profile
almost 9 years
oh god I can't tell if this is ironic or not, I always knew you were the weeb among the sheep
deletedalmost 9 years
god damn this is a kawaii profile
almost 9 years
this profile is truly for weebs
deletedalmost 9 years
missin you )=
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I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY
deletedalmost 9 years
i will never stop loving you mi amore <3
deletedalmost 9 years
you are sO amazing and i owe u so much... the light at the end of this dark path, a wonderful amazing person ilu <3