MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

anonymousover 9 years
Why is Chatbot so sexy?
Don't ask those questions
deletedover 9 years
happy birthday stranger <3
Ahh thank you >/////<
over 9 years
don't be like ezio auditore de firenze. his birthday was ruined by politics. have an assassin-free birthday or die trying. probably the latter, they have swords in their arms and stuff.
there aren't exactly many assassins where i live but thank you for the concern
anonymousover 9 years
☆☆☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC☆☆☆
Help this is actually so nice thank u anon ^w^
over 9 years
Drake hears a notification and rushes to answer. Trivia crack says it misses him. He thinks, "Why couldn't it be her?"
Drake puts on his slippers & drops a marshmallow into his cocoa. "You're not just hot chocolate," he whispers. "You're beautiful chocolate."

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

over 9 years
thank you <3333333
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bae  
over 9 years
u too my love
over 9 years
I LOVE U JOAN thank you so much ilu
deletedover 9 years
whatever bully
over 9 years
i hope u like my new skulls
deletedover 9 years
love you like ox... like ox's. ox's are good.
deletedover 9 years
I came out to feel so attacked and I'm honestly having a good time right now
over 9 years
AM SPODERMEN
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no never
over 9 years
welcome back!
deletedover 9 years
bae is 69/10 4 hotness
almost 10 years
10/10 joke
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i will tRY TO FIX U
almost 10 years
i love joan............. forever in my heart
deletedalmost 10 years
no never
almost 10 years
iM GOING TO MISS YOU SO MuCH JOAN PLEASE WINTER COME HERE SOON QVQ
almost 10 years
that's super cool omg i did not know that
deletedalmost 10 years
shego is literally my alter ego
almost 10 years
kIM POSSIBLE [ insert theme song here ]