MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

anonymousover 9 years
Why is Chatbot so sexy?
Don't ask those questions
deletedover 9 years
happy birthday stranger <3
Ahh thank you >/////<
over 9 years
don't be like ezio auditore de firenze. his birthday was ruined by politics. have an assassin-free birthday or die trying. probably the latter, they have swords in their arms and stuff.
there aren't exactly many assassins where i live but thank you for the concern
anonymousover 9 years
☆☆☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC☆☆☆
Help this is actually so nice thank u anon ^w^
over 9 years
Drake hears a notification and rushes to answer. Trivia crack says it misses him. He thinks, "Why couldn't it be her?"
Drake puts on his slippers & drops a marshmallow into his cocoa. "You're not just hot chocolate," he whispers. "You're beautiful chocolate."

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

almost 10 years
I like your song so much 8D
almost 10 years
joan be my fran
almost 10 years
you are absolutely correct
deletedalmost 10 years
its ok i wont give up either
deletedalmost 10 years
hey girl are you hot bc you are.
deletedalmost 10 years
i thought you were just commenting on my page arbitrarily, till i googled those lyrics and realized my status is sort of derived from that song. i didn't even know it, either. it was just a little something i grabbed off tumblr.
almost 10 years
How do you know my Halloween costume
almost 10 years
hoopy borday tu me
deletedalmost 10 years
if you don't snapchat me im going to cut your invisible balls off love you bae <3
almost 10 years
Drake looks up at the sun. He squints as the light shines into his eyes. "She would've made this day brighter." He whispers.
almost 10 years
Lions, the most noble of all animals.
deletedalmost 10 years
+k finally!!!!!!!!!!!!
deletedalmost 10 years
best team on bgo amiright
deletedalmost 10 years
MEEPIT AND FEEPIT IM GOING TO KMS 2 perf
deletedalmost 10 years
probz. but that ain't gon ruin my vibe <3
deletedalmost 10 years
inb4 joan means irl bae and not siera
deletedalmost 10 years
"song dedicated to the bae <3" w-whAT ARE U DOIGNG TO MY HEARTR??Q>?!?
deletedalmost 10 years
i loOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVve you
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