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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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arenaceous

about 10 years

New York. Rush hour. Drake taps his thumbs on the steering wheel as he sits in traffic. He doesn't mind waiting. He's waited his whole life.

Will you wait for me until the leaves fall? Will you wait for me even when waiting doesn't seem worth it at all?

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u cant leave me no

Sometimes, in order to go one step forward, you must take two steps back. But I will always be with you.

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Disneyland. Winter. Drake studies a map of the theme park. "YOU ARE HERE", the sign reads. "Yeah," Drake mutters. "But where is she?"

At boarding school for the next 3 months...welp. Also pls I gave this ask to berri stop being such a cheap knockoff.

deletedabout 10 years

if you were granted a free vacation where would you go and who would you bring with you?

I'd probably go somewhere in Europe! Greece seems pretty interesting, so I'd probably go there. Aaaaaaaand I'd bring my sister and probably my 4 closest friends IRL.

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A hotel. Despite entering the WiFi password, "Unable to establish a connection" flashes up on Drake's laptop. He sighs. "Story of my life."

"Strange times are here," Dan Auerbach sings on Drake's iTunes playlist entitled "How to Get Over Lost Love". "Dry your tears," Drake whispers to himself. They continue flowing anyway.

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quiche

almost 10 years

I like your song so much 8D

gennehfarrxD

almost 10 years

joan be my fran

Hood

almost 10 years

you are absolutely correct

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its ok i wont give up either

littlewhitey

about 10 years

help me joan https://31.media.tumblr.com/691f217b4b75ddfeae620809d0d32a9b/tumblr_inline_nf7kj5MFc51t1iq92.png https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZsTXIQIB3Y

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hey girl are you hot bc you are.

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i thought you were just commenting on my page arbitrarily, till i googled those lyrics and realized my status is sort of derived from that song. i didn't even know it, either. it was just a little something i grabbed off tumblr.

Digipoke1

about 10 years

How do you know my Halloween costume

Hood

about 10 years

hoopy borday tu me

deletedabout 10 years

if you don't snapchat me im going to cut your invisible balls off love you bae <3

quiche

about 10 years

Drake looks up at the sun. He squints as the light shines into his eyes. "She would've made this day brighter." He whispers.

Hood

about 10 years

Lions, the most noble of all animals.

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+k finally!!!!!!!!!!!!

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best team on bgo amiright

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MEEPIT AND FEEPIT IM GOING TO KMS 2 perf

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probz. but that ain't gon ruin my vibe <3

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inb4 joan means irl bae and not siera

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"song dedicated to the bae <3" w-whAT ARE U DOIGNG TO MY HEARTR??Q>?!?

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i loOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVve you

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