MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

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last week i saw a film as i recall it was a horror film stepped outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang and i...
JIZZED - IN MY PANTS
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leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your door whisper in my ear that you want some more and i...
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
anonymousabout 10 years
Gym. Noon. As Drake goes through his workout routine, he skips the treadmill. "I know what it's like to be walked all over," he thinks.
I gave this ask to Art, rip.
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Drake watches the weather. A rainy day is forecasted. "Yes," he whispers, while a single tear slides down his cheek. "A rainy day indeed."
Every day it rains when you're not by my side <3
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A second-hand book store. Drake finds a copy of Twilight. A sticker on it reads "USED". He looks around, then leans in. "You too?" he says.
Twilight was a shitty book, lol. And why would a book be in a second-hand book store if it weren't used? (jk i love you)

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

about 10 years
I like your song so much 8D
about 10 years
joan be my fran
about 10 years
you are absolutely correct
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its ok i wont give up either
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hey girl are you hot bc you are.
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i thought you were just commenting on my page arbitrarily, till i googled those lyrics and realized my status is sort of derived from that song. i didn't even know it, either. it was just a little something i grabbed off tumblr.
about 10 years
How do you know my Halloween costume
about 10 years
hoopy borday tu me
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if you don't snapchat me im going to cut your invisible balls off love you bae <3
about 10 years
Drake looks up at the sun. He squints as the light shines into his eyes. "She would've made this day brighter." He whispers.
about 10 years
Lions, the most noble of all animals.
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+k finally!!!!!!!!!!!!
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best team on bgo amiright
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MEEPIT AND FEEPIT IM GOING TO KMS 2 perf
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probz. but that ain't gon ruin my vibe <3
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inb4 joan means irl bae and not siera
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"song dedicated to the bae <3" w-whAT ARE U DOIGNG TO MY HEARTR??Q>?!?
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i loOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVve you
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