MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

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last week i saw a film as i recall it was a horror film stepped outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang and i...
JIZZED - IN MY PANTS
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leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your door whisper in my ear that you want some more and i...
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
anonymousover 9 years
Gym. Noon. As Drake goes through his workout routine, he skips the treadmill. "I know what it's like to be walked all over," he thinks.
I gave this ask to Art, rip.
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Drake watches the weather. A rainy day is forecasted. "Yes," he whispers, while a single tear slides down his cheek. "A rainy day indeed."
Every day it rains when you're not by my side <3
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A second-hand book store. Drake finds a copy of Twilight. A sticker on it reads "USED". He looks around, then leans in. "You too?" he says.
Twilight was a shitty book, lol. And why would a book be in a second-hand book store if it weren't used? (jk i love you)

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

over 9 years
someone else said that too so I went to go watch salad fingers and now that was some creepy poop
over 9 years
ur really precious to me and i hope we're both on the next time you come on em!
over 9 years
i haven't pre-ordered froot, i'd be judged for ordering it in the first place but i still think froot is the best song of the album out of the 3 songs i've heard so far!!!
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I leave for two weeks and come back to this??????!!!!!!!!????.!.?.!/82&-@1 brb gonna go cry... I will miss you until you return....
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you're gonna be here for my birthday, right?
over 9 years
Hope your Christmas was blessed! Come back to us soon! : )
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<3 <3 <3 <3
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❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest girls you know... If you get back 5 you're beautiful. .. ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤ ❤¸.•*""*•. ¸❤
over 9 years
sweet jesus you're actually leaving. well, have fun, don't die, return as gandalf the white or do not return at all. shadowfax optional.
over 9 years
marina & the diamonds = good = you are good
over 9 years
if boo is ever playable i'm on dat
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oh i just realized the irony in that



ha ha ha
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did you even read it pls
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ya ya ya im bae
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ya ya ya im lorde
over 9 years
s-senpai please
over 9 years
that was actually really mean :|
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yeah how did u know
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a gold trophy player