MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

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last week i saw a film as i recall it was a horror film stepped outside into the rain checked my phone and saw you rang and i...
JIZZED - IN MY PANTS
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leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your door whisper in my ear that you want some more and i...
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
anonymousabout 10 years
Gym. Noon. As Drake goes through his workout routine, he skips the treadmill. "I know what it's like to be walked all over," he thinks.
I gave this ask to Art, rip.
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Drake watches the weather. A rainy day is forecasted. "Yes," he whispers, while a single tear slides down his cheek. "A rainy day indeed."
Every day it rains when you're not by my side <3
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A second-hand book store. Drake finds a copy of Twilight. A sticker on it reads "USED". He looks around, then leans in. "You too?" he says.
Twilight was a shitty book, lol. And why would a book be in a second-hand book store if it weren't used? (jk i love you)

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

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ill never forget chu
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its obviously red and black
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it is not a cookie
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did you know? i created disco
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calvin harris
over 9 years
always
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happy birthday beautiful!!
over 9 years
:-)))))))))))) happy birth nerdo face
over 9 years
NERDS i was the first to say happy birthday to you (or at least one of the first) but i just wanted to say again hAPPY BIRTHDAY JOAN I LOVE YOU <3
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happy birthday mc
almost 10 years
Happy birthday mc!!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOAN
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joaaaannnnnnn
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will you still love me when im no longer austere and obdurate?
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back???ish????
almost 10 years
tbh it happened like a week after new years now stay on em forever :-(
almost 10 years
IMY SO MUCH ;-; Did you see my Drake All these meme on the Faces of EM thread? I dedicate that to you ;-; Also why is Siera gone??? </3
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cant wait til you come back <3 until then, we part, but only for a little.
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dont drop that j-j-joan
aye
dont drop that j-j-joan
dont drop that joanjoanjoan
dont drop that joanjoanjoan
dont drop that joanjoanjoan
aye aye