MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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anonymousalmost 10 years
(ง ° ل ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ° ل ͡°)ง
pls
almost 10 years
Hail MasterCthulhu the Merciless
That's only my name in bed ;)
anonymousalmost 10 years
mastercthulhu more like asstercrap-poo-loo
Please do try to show some creativity if you're going to insult me. This is a disappointing show. Or, at least, it would be disappointing if it were not so amusing.
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u can smang me anytime ;)
Let me know time and place and we're solid
almost 10 years
http://sketchtoy.com/62186805
One day you will be as cool as I

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1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

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thIS IS LEGIT ONE OF MY FAV SONGS ILY JOAN AN UR MUSIC TASTE
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wow cant wait
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The cake is a lie lie lie! ! !
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ok i'll credit u next time
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technically u were already included in the screenshot
over 8 years
I know we can get haram in here but THAT IS OVER THE LINE ABSOLUTELY HARAM
over 8 years
[REDACTED] and joni sittin in a tree. I L L E G A L
almost 9 years
joan i like this new look
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i love you i love you i love yyou i lov eyou more than anything
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Sinning is Winning™
almost 9 years
i approve of this profile :v
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nice profile
almost 9 years
oh god I can't tell if this is ironic or not, I always knew you were the weeb among the sheep
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god damn this is a kawaii profile
almost 9 years
this profile is truly for weebs
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missin you )=
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I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY
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i will never stop loving you mi amore <3
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you are sO amazing and i owe u so much... the light at the end of this dark path, a wonderful amazing person ilu <3