MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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Questions

anonymousover 9 years
Why is Chatbot so sexy?
Don't ask those questions
deletedover 9 years
happy birthday stranger <3
Ahh thank you >/////<
over 9 years
don't be like ezio auditore de firenze. his birthday was ruined by politics. have an assassin-free birthday or die trying. probably the latter, they have swords in their arms and stuff.
there aren't exactly many assassins where i live but thank you for the concern
anonymousalmost 10 years
☆☆☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC☆☆☆
Help this is actually so nice thank u anon ^w^
almost 10 years
Drake hears a notification and rushes to answer. Trivia crack says it misses him. He thinks, "Why couldn't it be her?"
Drake puts on his slippers & drops a marshmallow into his cocoa. "You're not just hot chocolate," he whispers. "You're beautiful chocolate."

Achievements

1 / 20Clint Eastwood
1 / 15New Sheriff in Town

Created Setups

deletedover 10 years
7 days until ur back in my arms </3
deletedover 10 years
deletedover 10 years
day 8... i... i... can't go on. it's too tough.
deletedover 10 years
today is day 6. i miss you. it's not the same without your sarcastic wit. :(
deletedover 10 years
its been three days. i don't know what to do. my heart longs for you... in other news you're almost to 2k visitors. congrats bae
deletedover 10 years
exactly two and a half days ago you left us. it feels like forever. when you come back i will never let you go again...
over 10 years
Joan come back to us, we all miss you :(
deletedover 10 years
you've been gone for less than a day and yet my heart is aching. i will post on your wall every day that you are gone ;-;
deletedover 10 years
aye bae
over 10 years
get dalrekt
over 10 years
I thought dancing skulls would be cute
over 10 years
Heres a +K for being super nice to everybody you meet
deletedover 10 years
please apologize
deletedover 10 years
U BETTERAPOLOGIZE
deletedover 10 years
Hi, welcome to the UMad/intermediate lobby :)
over 10 years
:uffu:
over 10 years
:BLUSH:
deletedover 10 years
you're my favorite bae <3
over 10 years
i wuz gona return ur +k but i already +k'd you earlier