MasterCthulhu

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u know when i was like ur age bit older i got with this girl about my age. but she was such a pain for ages, like, 'no, ur too young' stuff. and i was way too young for her tbh lol. but she was saying she was 7 years older than me or whatever, but it was like 6 and a half really, so i say 'wtf u can't add another half, u can't round up. what if i went into a homeless shelter with 6 and a half fish and said i had 7? i'd cause a riot that's what.' and she's sitting there a minute thinking about it. then a big smile cracks, and she concedes, and she let's me in that pussy lol. do u get it tho? i am just a lost boy bibty, with nowhere to call home. lol sorry i'm so fucking bored

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anonymousover 9 years
Why is Chatbot so sexy?
Don't ask those questions
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happy birthday stranger <3
Ahh thank you >/////<
over 9 years
don't be like ezio auditore de firenze. his birthday was ruined by politics. have an assassin-free birthday or die trying. probably the latter, they have swords in their arms and stuff.
there aren't exactly many assassins where i live but thank you for the concern
anonymousalmost 10 years
☆☆☆HAPPY BIRTHDAY MC☆☆☆
Help this is actually so nice thank u anon ^w^
almost 10 years
Drake hears a notification and rushes to answer. Trivia crack says it misses him. He thinks, "Why couldn't it be her?"
Drake puts on his slippers & drops a marshmallow into his cocoa. "You're not just hot chocolate," he whispers. "You're beautiful chocolate."

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Created Setups

over 5 years
honk
over 5 years
honk
over 7 years
MIRACULOUS SIMPLY THE BEST UP TO THE TEST WHEN THINGS GO WRONG
about 8 years
if u ever see this i just want u to know that i miss u lots <3
over 8 years
hey joan you're freaky hehe
over 8 years
i love you
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hi joanie i am so glad ur my friend ur like a ray of sunshine in the chat
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good PM amirite
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happy birthday yo
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happy birthday you beautiful binch

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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ I will miss you~

<3 SnowyB
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my favorite Cthulhu mod <3
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almost 9 years
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on second thought that doesnt really make sense BUT I TRIED!!
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will you be the Cthulhu to my cult??
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your so smart lol
deletedalmost 9 years
hey joan